Geek Jokes

[ajprice]

I coked a pizza at 180 degrees, the topping fell off.

[LordGrover]

ajprice said:

I coked a pizza at 180 degrees, the topping fell off.

Have you been away? Did you have a good time?

K12beano said:

Snowboy said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

you lot are the people balancing fish fingers on end in the frying pan, because it says 'cook for 4 minutes on each side'

I put my pizza in the oven at 180 degrees and all the toppings fell off.

Is your oven at 180 degrees?

Or is your pizza at 180 degrees?


And relative to what?


And degrees of what?

[illmonkey]

I'm sure I was going mad then LG, glad someone else spotted it.

[K12beano]

He was coking it, though.


Don't get it confused with the mere "cooking" that others were aspiring too

[Nom de ploom]

MartG said:

that's a vas deferens from what we we told at school....

[K12beano]

I understand that scientists have vastly improved the atmosphere of Stevenage in Hertfordshire.....

[JonRB]

Oh gods. This is bad




(And probably a repost too)

[K12beano]

[Starfighter]

Morningside said:

Isn't that at 60degrees?

[spyder dryver]

Starfighter said:

Isn't that at 60degrees?

No. Its 120 degrees. Its an upside down cake.

[Morningside]

[LordGrover]

[MartG]

[geeks]

Possible report but still makes me chuckle!

[Morningside]

From Private Eye.

[Morningside]

Not a joke but I thought it was interesting.

[Justayellowbadge]

Ladder theory?

[samdale]

Nom de ploom said:

MartG said:

that's a vas deferens from what we we told at school....

Very good

[MartG]

[Hugo a Gogo]

when does a pentagon NOT have 5 sides?






when it's bisected by a plane

too soon?