Geek Jokes

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JonRB

74,602 posts

273 months

Tuesday 13th May 2014
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deckster said:
Do I get a prize?
You do.

As a reward, take a small holiday.


...


Did you enjoy it?


wink

(c) BlackAdder

TheEnd

15,370 posts

189 months

Tuesday 13th May 2014
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An Octoget...
I've heard legends, but I never thought it was true.

JonRB

74,602 posts

273 months

Tuesday 13th May 2014
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TheEnd said:
I've heard legends, but I never thought it was true.
A WHITE hole?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

189 months

Tuesday 13th May 2014
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So what is it?

john2443

6,339 posts

212 months

Tuesday 13th May 2014
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ajprice said:
Also, nuclear scientists favourite food.. Fission Chips!

tribbles

3,978 posts

223 months

Wednesday 14th May 2014
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TheExcession said:
BrassMan said:
Nicked for FB and got
x[1][1]="o";
and
R[1] = "hop"

Can someone explain?
God knows.

x[0][0]="a";
x[0][1]="e";
x[1][0]="i";
x[1][1]="0";

??? confused
I read the first one as possibly a game of Noughts and Crosses - where you're placing a "o" in the centre square...

Didn't know about the Cisco one, but sounds very plausible.

TheExcession

11,669 posts

251 months

Wednesday 14th May 2014
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tribbles said:
I read the first one as possibly a game of Noughts and Crosses - where you're placing a "o" in the centre square...
That's likely it, good call, amazing how brains seek out different plauses.

Wish I'd replied x[0][0]="x"; hehe

MartG

20,691 posts

205 months

Wednesday 21st May 2014
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Sexual Chocolate

1,583 posts

145 months

Wednesday 21st May 2014
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MartG said:
clap

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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So, the British government now says there are millions of barrels of oil under The Weald in southeast England. Millions.

scratchchin


I think that must be evidence of aliens.....and a cover up!


See - human beings have been making barrels since..... oh I don't know, the Roman Times?

I reckon the human collective is unlikely to FORGET putting millions of them in the ground. Especially in southeast England, Good grief! There would have had to be an enquiry over the Planning Permission!!!

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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JonRB

74,602 posts

273 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

175 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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^^^^^^^ hehe

Swanboy

296 posts

247 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces

Guacamole...

tumbleweed

droopsnoot

11,971 posts

243 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Loved the sign shown at the new Manchester exhibition detailing the work of CERN the other night, while not stricly a geek joke as such I couldn't think of anywhere else to put it. Thumbsnap isn't working right now, so you'll have to imagine a pithy cartoon with the following underneath it:

Big Scary Laser
Do not look into beam
with remaining eye.




LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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That'll be this then?


RizzoTheRat

25,190 posts

193 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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K12beano said:
biggrin

Scope for a Monty Python joke if you can be bothered to draw a few more shells too biggrin

TheEnd

15,370 posts

189 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Swanboy said:
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces

Guacamole...

tumbleweed
That's why they call it Avocado's number.

durbster

10,284 posts

223 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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K12beano said:
I can guess the joke but what are the shapes?

They look just like a system we're working on so it might be useful as a nickname biggrin

Salgar

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3,283 posts

185 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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durbster said:
K12beano said:
I can guess the joke but what are the shapes?

They look just like a system we're working on so it might be useful as a nickname biggrin
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