Geek Jokes

[tribbles]

Salgar said:

durbster said:

K12beano said:

I can guess the joke but what are the shapes?

They look just like a system we're working on so it might be useful as a nickname

Atoms?

Sodium atoms, to be precise.

(or Na for those of you who probably shouldn't be reading this thread if you didn't know )

[durbster]

tribbles said:

Sodium atoms, to be precise.

(or Na for those of you who probably shouldn't be reading this thread if you didn't know )

Ta.

I didn't know.

[TheInternet]

tribbles said:

Sodium atoms, to be precise.
(or Na for those of you who probably shouldn't be reading this thread if you didn't know )

Which is why it doesn't really work for me. Should really be 2Na or Na2, which doesn't work well pictographically.

[Swanboy]

TheEnd said:

Swanboy said:

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces

Guacamole...

That's why they call it Avocado's number.

Not sure if serious...

[xRIEx]

Swanboy said:

TheEnd said:

Swanboy said:

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces

Guacamole...

That's why they call it Avocado's number.

Not sure if serious...

Not sure if serious...

[MartG]

[ZiggyNiva]

[K12beano]

[MartG]

[MartG]

[K12beano]

Anyone else excited about the new Apple stuff.

Looks like I no longer need to worry about that silly little device. I can make calls on my laptop. If they put the speakers at the top of the screen I reckon it'll be much easier to walk around with it in one position, resting on one shoulder.


I got one of them-there new 4G 'phones though now:

Gee! Look what that does!
Gee! Look what this does!
Gee! I wonder what THAT does?
Gee!.............. I don't think I should have done that.

[Art0ir]

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.

[xRIEx]

K12beano said:

I've just seen someone's Job Title:

"Chief Digital Officer"


Does that mean that they're not a real person?

Nah, it's just that they're all fingers and thumbs.

[JonRB]

Art0ir said:

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.

I thought it was just one, but the lightbulb really has to WANT to change.

[fadeaway]

ZiggyNiva said:

I really like that
But it wouldn't work, it's missing quotation marks around nice so is an invalid sql statement...

[JonRB]

fadeaway said:

I really like that
But it wouldn't work, it's missing quotation marks around nice so is an invalid sql statement...

Is this better?

[Dr Jekyll]

Art0ir said:

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.

Ah yes, a Freudian slip where you say one thing but mean your mother.

[MartG]

Adapt to survive

[JonRB]

That's brilliant, MartG. Nicked and posted to FB.

And, talking of FB, a friend just posted this up and made me chuckle.

[strudel]

MartG said:

Adapt to survive

Except, it's not actually connected!