Geek Jokes

[prand]

james_tigerwoods said:

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010010
011110
100001
101101
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Be VERY careful how you read it. Especially if you're a robot.

does it say BOOBLESS?

[leafspring]

james_tigerwoods said:

001100
010010
011110
100001
101101
110011

Be VERY careful how you read it. Especially if you're a robot.

Futurama... Benders big score?

[james_tigerwoods]

leafspring said:

Futurama... Benders big score?

[JonRB]

I've never realised before that the binary is symmetrical and also a sort of spreading cascade.

[TheExcession]

JonRB said:

I've never realised before that the binary is symmetrical and also a sort of spreading cascade.

Binary is a whole world of bliss where it's either a 1 or a 0 -

Years ago when trying to finalise the treatment of a RADIUS Authenticator that is pumped into an MD5 hash of a user's password, all to be deployed across many platforms and to be implemented by several different suppliers from numerous different countries all speaking very different languages I eventually gave up at my end.

Finally resorting to checking the hash forwards as received, backwards as received, forwards as received with big/little-end bit reversed, and backwards with big/little-end bit reversed (surely there's a few innuendos in there) and responding in an appropriate manner it all seemed to work.

Though for a real Sistine Chapel cistern chapped system crashed type of beauty of Binary one should look no further than the six bit encoding of OID numbers in the SNMP protocol. It's the closest of any IP protocols that I've used that show any sympathy to the underlying hardware.

As this is a geek JOKE thread, unfortunately you'll need MIB files to understand the best SNMP jokes.

[james_tigerwoods]

TheExcession said:

JonRB said:

I've never realised before that the binary is symmetrical and also a sort of spreading cascade.

Binary is a whole world of bliss where it's either a 1 or a 0 -

Years ago when trying to finalise the treatment of a RADIUS Authenticator that is pumped into an MD5 hash of a user's password, all to be deployed across many platforms and to be implemented by several different suppliers from numerous different countries all speaking very different languages I eventually gave up at my end.

Finally resorting to checking the hash forwards as received, backwards as received, forwards as received with big/little-end bit reversed, and backwards with big/little-end bit reversed (surely there's a few innuendos in there) and responding in an appropriate manner it all seemed to work.

Though for a real Sistine Chapel cistern chapped system crashed type of beauty of Binary one should look no further than the six bit encoding of OID numbers in the SNMP protocol. It's the closest of any IP protocols that I've used that show any sympathy to the underlying hardware.

As this is a geek JOKE thread, unfortunately you'll need MIB files to understand the best SNMP jokes.

If I never see a MIB after this week's nonsense, it'll be too soon...

[JonRB]

TheExcession said:

It's the closest of any IP protocols that I've used that show any sympathy to the underlying hardware.

What about HTCPCP (RFC 2324 and RFC 7168)?

(Edited to add links as it was possibly too obscure otherwise)

[MartG]

SwissJonese said:

The best part about telling UDP jokes is I don't really care if you get them or not

[JonRB]

MartG said:

The best part about telling UDP jokes is I don't really care if you get them or not

[PoleDriver]

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

[MethylatedSpirit]

[SwissJonese]

From MSDev UK twitter:-

[JonRB]

SwissJonese said:

From MSDev UK twitter:-

Oh I *like* that. Totally stealing that

[Morningside]

[marshalla]

Morningside said:

Bl**dy Dawkinsites.

[JonRB]

Ok not a geek joke *as such* since The Oatmeal intended it as satire...

[K12beano]

[Morningside]

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