Geek Jokes

[CrutyRammers]

singlecoil said:

JonRB said:

RedLeicester said:

MartG said:

Irony Photoshop at its very best....

Indeed.

Does it matter? It's the juxtaposition of the plaque and the CCTV camera that is funny.

I think it matters, IMO it's a joke that doesn't really work if it's fake. Lots of fake jokes do, but not that one.

Especially when you can have a real one:

[gizlaroc]

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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

[gizlaroc]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

• * t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
• * BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

[gizlaroc]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

[gizlaroc]

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fk me

[gizlaroc]

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~[e-mail]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fkers)
<anamexis> :<

[gizlaroc]

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

[gizlaroc]

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com

• * Ben174 ([e-mail]) Quit (Leaving)

[xRIEx]

I assume you've just found that site.

Are you going to copy and paste all of those fking conversations?

[gizlaroc]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bh, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[gizlaroc]

xRIEx said:

I assume you've just found that site.

Are you going to copy and paste all of those fking conversations?

I was going to post a few yeah, as I have not seen them for years and forgot how good they were.



You're an angry little bunny tonight aren't you??

[Strangely Brown]

Ah yes... half term again.

[gizlaroc]

Strangely Brown said:

Ah yes... half term again.

Wow! You post less than a dozen times in the last year but felt the need to post that?

I apologise if my level of 'geek' doesn't match yours. I will try harder to become more of a sad .

[marshalla]

gizlaroc said:

Strangely Brown said:

Ah yes... half term again.

Wow! You post less than a dozen times in the last year but felt the need to post that?

I apologise if my level of 'geek' doesn't match yours. I will try harder to become more of a sad .

Quality vs. quantity.

A lesson many could learn.

[JonRB]

gizlaroc said:

I apologise if my level of 'geek' doesn't match yours. I will try harder to become more of a sad .

Give it a rest, eh? It was fair comment that you did rather spam the thread, although granted he didn't say it in the most diplomatic way.

[gizlaroc]

JonRB said:

Give it a rest, eh? It was fair comment that you did rather spam the thread, although granted he didn't say it in the most diplomatic way.

Spammed it?

Sorry, I hadn't read all 185 pages, and I posted a few quotes.

A simple "They have already been posted mate' would have got a different reaction.

However, I thought my reply was very reserved....

gizlaroc said:

I was going to post a few yeah, as I have not seen them for years and forgot how good they were.


You're an angry little bunny tonight aren't you??

But we have the PH Police come out of the woodwork once more.
It's just expected of this forum these days, so no surprise.

[gizlaroc]

marshalla said:

Quality vs. quantity.

A lesson many could learn.

Congrats on your 10,000 posts mate, missed you had hit that.

[gizlaroc]

Everything I say is with a bit of humour, hence the winks and smiles. Before anyone gets defensive.

[singlecoil]

The point of humour is to be funny.

[gizlaroc]

singlecoil said:

The point of humour is to be funny.

Or sometimes it is said with a smile or a wink to show that you don't take yourself too seriously.

As you were gents, point taken and I will leave you to your thread.