Geek Jokes

[parabolica]

[mph999]

root@womble scripts $ cat flap
cat: cannot open flap
root@womble scripts $

[LordGrover]

Common Mythconceptions

[xRIEx]

LordGrover said:

Common Mythconceptions

Is shortsightedness on there? I can't quite see...

ETA: Full size here

[LordGrover]

Apols. Try clicking it now...

[K12beano]

Shades of "Ye cannae break the laws of physics, Cap'n"?



...or will it be "Come back, Isaac, we love you, not Albert!"?

[MartG]

The inventor of predictive text died today. His funfair will be hello next Sunshine.

[xRIEx]

MartG said:

The inventor of predictive text died today. His funfair will be hello next Sunshine.

[McAndy]

MartG said:

The inventor of predictive text died today. His funfair will be hello next Sunshine.

[K12beano]

Philae lander just given an answer to its handler after being ordered to fire harpoons at Comet 67P


"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[ajprice]

The space ship comparison was posted a few pages back, so here is a 67P size comparison.

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/a-size-comparison-of-the...

The Death Star is still ridiculous.

[MartG]

Google maps has crashed

[CoolC]

xRIEx said:

MartG said:

The inventor of predictive text died today. His funfair will be hello next Sunshine.

Pinching that for my Facebook

[evil len]

Went to the cinema last night to see the follow up to The Database. It was called The Sequel.

[MartG]

evil len said:

Went to the cinema last night to see the follow up to The Database. It was called The Sequel.

[MartG]

[MartG]

[simonrockman]

MartG said:

The inventor of predictive text died today. His funfair will be hello next Sunshine.

Hmm, I used to know Don Davidge reasonably well. Not seen him for years. He'd just joined HP to do Palm WebOS stuff.

[FredClogs]

simonrockman said:

MartG said:

The inventor of predictive text died today. His funfair will be hello next Sunshine.

Hmm, I used to know Don Davidge reasonably well. Not seen him for years. He'd just joined HP to do Palm WebOS stuff.

I don't get it...

[JonRB]

simonrockman said:

Hmm, I used to know Don Davidge reasonably well. Not seen him for years. He'd just joined HP to do Palm WebOS stuff.

I remember being at a party many years ago where a Nokia developer told me that the "next big thing" coming was Predictive Text. I rather drunkenly told him it sounded crap and that I probably wouldn't use it.

Thing is, he was right - it did hit the market later that year. But also, I was right too.