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McAndy

12,456 posts

177 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2014
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I went to school with (an) Andrew Wiles. Our maths teacher tried to convince us that he had solved Fermat's last theorem for an A-level project. One of the cockier members of my class suggested that he could do the same. She brought in the problem for the next lesson: he went rather quiet thereafter. hehe

Muntu

7,635 posts

199 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2014
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CBR JGWRR

6,533 posts

149 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2014
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hehe

havoc

30,069 posts

235 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2014
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clap

McAndy

12,456 posts

177 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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Very good. smile

ZesPak

24,430 posts

196 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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What's the formula for water?

H I J K L M N O

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

174 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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H to O

crossword clue

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

242 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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Nom de ploom said:
H to O

crossword clue
One of my favourites, along with:

30 pounds (9,7,8)


nyt

1,807 posts

150 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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Nom de ploom said:
H to O

crossword clue
I saw ABCDEFGPQRSTUWXYZ (10 letters) in a crossword once.


simoid

19,772 posts

158 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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nyt said:
I saw ABCDEFGPQRSTUWXYZ (10 letters) in a crossword once.
dehydrated?

Voldemort

6,146 posts

278 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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geg (9,3)

ajprice

27,484 posts

196 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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A small sea going mammal. (5, 3)

SHIPS CAT

nyt

1,807 posts

150 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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simoid said:
nyt said:
I saw ABCDEFGPQRSTUWXYZ (10 letters) in a crossword once.
dehydrated?
That was my answer

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

157 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

JonRB

74,560 posts

272 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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GrumpyTwig said:
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
rofl brilliant

SpydieNut

5,800 posts

223 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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GrumpyTwig said:
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
hehehehe - that's very good

Shaoxter

4,079 posts

124 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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GrumpyTwig said:
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Heard that one before but still roflrofl

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Voldemort said:
geg (9,3)
Scrambled egg - but I've only ever seen it in the plural.

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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I remember that from "Drop the Dead Donkey" ,years ago

K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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kowalski655 said:
I remember that from "Drop the Dead Donkey" ,years ago
+1 Typial apoplectic Henry!!!

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