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JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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I first saw "gesg" being "scrambled eggs" when I saved up empty packets of Ringos in the mid 70's and sent off for the Ringos Joke book. That was in it, presented as a 2-pane cartoon strip.

That's how old that is. If not older.

Gargamel

14,996 posts

262 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Justayellowbadge said:
One of my favourites, along with:

30 pounds (9,7,8)
Is this

Pavarotti, Carreras, Domingo ?


schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Gargamel said:
Is this

Pavarotti, Carreras, Domingo ?
Pavarotti, Domingo, Carreras, Shirley?

Gargamel

14,996 posts

262 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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schmunk said:
Pavarotti, Domingo, Carreras, Shirley?
I wondered about editing it as I posted, but then I thought, no-one is going to be sufficiently geeky to pick me up on that. (Should have read the thread title I suppose)


tr7v8

7,192 posts

229 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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markmullen

15,877 posts

235 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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1023 surely?

eltawater

3,114 posts

180 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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A band called 1023 Megabytes, surely?

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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markmullen said:
1023 surely?
The gigabyte been redefined as 10^9 bytes now (ie. decimalised), and what we used to call a gigabyte now called the rather un-catchy gibibyte (GiB).


markmullen

15,877 posts

235 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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JonRB said:
markmullen said:
1023 surely?
The gigabyte been redefined as 10^9 bytes now (ie. decimalised), and what we used to call a gigabyte now called the rather un-catchy gibibyte (GiB).
Dumbing down, where will it end? hehe

RizzoTheRat

25,189 posts

193 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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markmullen said:
1023 surely?
999 < 1023

ZesPak

24,435 posts

197 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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markmullen said:
Dumbing down, where will it end? hehe
? Surely not, standardising.
It should have never been called a kilobyte in the first place.

And Pluto never really was a planet.


boxst

3,717 posts

146 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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JonRB said:
markmullen said:
1023 surely?
The gigabyte been redefined as 10^9 bytes now (ie. decimalised), and what we used to call a gigabyte now called the rather un-catchy gibibyte (GiB).
Oh frown Was just explaining to my children (I'm SUCH a fun Dad) about bits, bytes, kilobytes etc.. Am I now wrong?! How can that be, as it is based on binary.

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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ZesPak said:
And Pluto never really was a planet.
Even Mickey Mouse worked that one out.....

LordGrover

33,546 posts

213 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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boxst said:
JonRB said:
markmullen said:
1023 surely?
The gigabyte been redefined as 10^9 bytes now (ie. decimalised), and what we used to call a gigabyte now called the rather un-catchy gibibyte (GiB).
Oh frown Was just explaining to my children (I'm SUCH a fun Dad) about bits, bytes, kilobytes etc.. Am I now wrong?! How can that be, as it is based on binary.
Bother! Click.

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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boxst said:
Oh frown Was just explaining to my children (I'm SUCH a fun Dad) about bits, bytes, kilobytes etc.. Am I now wrong?! How can that be, as it is based on binary.
You're not wrong as such. It *is* based on binary, but in the early days of computing we (rather incorrectly) appropriated kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc. and misused them as meaning 1024 times (etc) rather than 1000 times (etc). What's happened now is that the words have been taken back as having their correct metric meanings and the terms we previously used have been given new names.

It's kind of like the difference between 200 PS and 197.3 bhp, or 0-62 mph (ie. 0-100km/h) instead of 0-60mph. So, in the same way, 300 GB = 279 GiB.

HDD manufacturers have been doing it for years, of course. smile


Edited by JonRB on Tuesday 27th January 15:38

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Jinx

11,394 posts

261 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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JonRB said:
You're not wrong as such. It *is* based on binary, but in the early days of computing we (rather incorrectly) appropriated kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc. and misused them as meaning 1024 times (etc) rather than 1000 times (etc). What's happened now is that the words have been taken back as having their correct metric meanings and the terms we previously used have been given new names.

It's kind of like the difference between 200 PS and 197.3 bhp, or 0-62 mph (ie. 0-100km/h) instead of 0-60mph. So, in the same way, 300 GB = 279 GiB.

HDD manufacturers have been doing it for years, of course. smile


Edited by JonRB on Tuesday 27th January 15:38
Nonsense - it was not incorrect. Just because ignorance is prevalent these days does not mean the definitions have to change. My billion is still a million million thank you very much and my Kilobyte is still 1024 bytes. I use Bhp not PS and anymore of that and you'll be wanting to move the date line.

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Jinx said:
Nonsense - it was not incorrect. Just because ignorance is prevalent these days does not mean the definitions have to change. My billion is still a million million thank you very much and my Kilobyte is still 1024 bytes. I use Bhp not PS and anymore of that and you'll be wanting to move the date line.
But it *is* incorrect and was always incorrect. By ISO standards, the prefix kilo- means "1000x". It was never correct to redefine kilo- to mean "1024x" when applied to bits and bytes.

Yes, for sure we got used to remembering, but when computing was opened up to a wider audience of non-technical users it was always going to cause confusion. This has removed that confusion.

You're more than welcome to continue the old ways and make any personal definition (or symlink or typedef) that you want. Just don't try to tell me it's nonsense when quite clearly it isn't. What is nonsense is having different definitions of the word "kilo" depending on context.

Edited by JonRB on Thursday 5th February 08:39

Jinx

11,394 posts

261 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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JonRB said:
But it *is* incorrect and was always incorrect. By ISO standards, the prefix kilo- means "1000x". It was never correct to redefine kilo- to mean "1024x" when applied to bits and bytes.

Yes, for sure we got used to remembering, but when computing was opened up to a wider audience of non-technical users it was always going to cause confusion. This has removed that confusion.

You're more than welcome to continue the old ways and make any personal definition (or symlink or typedef) that you want. Just don't try to tell me it's nonsense when quite clearly it isn't. What is nonsense is having different definitions of the word "kilo" depending on context.

Edited by JonRB on Thursday 5th February 08:39
ISO smiso - the only ISO I care about is ISO 3103
Kilobyte was used to describe 1024 bytes - that was what it was defined as. In fact Kilogramme was a misnomer in the first place. The gramme had no definition when it was created except as 1/1000th of the Kilogramme - it was a relative measure. So it would make more sense to define gramme as meaning 1/1000th of something than to define "kilo" as meaning a 1000 (because kilogramme was the individual defined measure) .

walm

10,609 posts

203 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Jinx said:
So it would make more sense to define gramme as meaning 1/1000th of something than to define "kilo" as meaning a 1000 (because kilogramme was the individual defined measure) .
No because "kilo" comes from the Greek khilloi meaning thousand!!!!
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