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Jinx

11,394 posts

261 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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walm said:
No because "kilo" comes from the Greek khilloi meaning thousand!!!!
As I said the Kilogramme was poorly named as it was the singular defined measure. Hence all bets were off as kilogramme = 1

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Jinx said:
walm said:
No because "kilo" comes from the Greek khilloi meaning thousand!!!!
As I said the Kilogramme was poorly named as it was the singular defined measure. Hence all bets were off as kilogramme = 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMByI4s-D-Y

Go back to calling it the grave then, I doubt you'll be beheaded for it in the 21st century.

Jinx

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261 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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xRIEx said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMByI4s-D-Y

Go back to calling it the grave then, I doubt you'll be beheaded for it in the 21st century.
Sounds good to me - conventions are such malleable things and not anything more than that (no right/wrong merely right/wrong at the time) .

walm

10,609 posts

203 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Jinx said:
walm said:
No because "kilo" comes from the Greek khilloi meaning thousand!!!!
As I said the Kilogramme was poorly named as it was the singular defined measure. Hence all bets were off as kilogramme = 1
You would have a point if you were right but I think you are wrong.
The gram came first (1795) - then they made the IPK (1799).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram

"The gram was originally defined in 1795 as the mass of one cubic centimeter of water at the melting point of water, making the kilogram equal to the mass of one liter of water. The original prototype kilogram, manufactured in 1799 and from which the IPK is derived, had a mass equal to the mass of 1.000025 liters of water at 4 °C."

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Jinx said:
xRIEx said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMByI4s-D-Y

Go back to calling it the grave then, I doubt you'll be beheaded for it in the 21st century.
Sounds good to me - conventions are such malleable things and not anything more than that (no right/wrong merely right/wrong at the time) .
Jinx said:
Just because ignorance is prevalent these days does not mean the definitions have to change.
Which is it?

LordGrover

33,546 posts

213 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Get a room chaps. Joke thread.

walm

10,609 posts

203 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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LordGrover said:
Get a room chaps. Joke thread.
Only 50%. wink

Jinx

11,394 posts

261 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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xRIEx said:
Which is it?
Both

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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<ObligatoryMontyPythonQuote>
Sorry, is this the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
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simoid

19,772 posts

159 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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walm said:
You would have a point if you were right but I think you are wrong.
The gram came first (1795) - then they made the IPK (1799).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram

"The gram was originally defined in 1795 as the mass of one cubic centimeter of water at the melting point of water, making the kilogram equal to the mass of one liter of water. The original prototype kilogram, manufactured in 1799 and from which the IPK is derived, had a mass equal to the mass of 1.000025 liters of water at 4 °C."
So a KG of water is actually more than a litre...?

Uhoh... boxedin

LordGrover

33,546 posts

213 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Depends on temperature and height above sea level. yes

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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LordGrover said:
Depends on temperature and height above sea level. yes
Also if it is European or African water.

And if there is a coconut involved.

geeks

9,203 posts

140 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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JonRB said:
Also if it is European or African water.

And if there is a coconut involved.
heheroflhehe

Falsey

449 posts

140 months

Thursday 5th February 2015
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Jinx said:
JonRB said:
But it *is* incorrect and was always incorrect. By ISO standards, the prefix kilo- means "1000x". It was never correct to redefine kilo- to mean "1024x" when applied to bits and bytes.

Yes, for sure we got used to remembering, but when computing was opened up to a wider audience of non-technical users it was always going to cause confusion. This has removed that confusion.

You're more than welcome to continue the old ways and make any personal definition (or symlink or typedef) that you want. Just don't try to tell me it's nonsense when quite clearly it isn't. What is nonsense is having different definitions of the word "kilo" depending on context.

Edited by JonRB on Thursday 5th February 08:39
ISO smiso - the only ISO I care about is ISO 3103
Kilobyte was used to describe 1024 bytes - that was what it was defined as. In fact Kilogramme was a misnomer in the first place. The gramme had no definition when it was created except as 1/1000th of the Kilogramme - it was a relative measure. So it would make more sense to define gramme as meaning 1/1000th of something than to define "kilo" as meaning a 1000 (because kilogramme was the individual defined measure) .
You'd be surprised how issues like this rear their heads in the real world.

We had issues for a while a couple of years back with provisioned datastores for virtual infrastructure being smaller than they should be by the time they had made their way to host assignment. Turns out it had all be carved up in Gigabytes as we asked, rather than Gibibytes as the disks are sold and arranged. Strangely when we started using the correct nomenclature the disks came out at the right size, extra blocks of bytes included smile

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

158 months

Thursday 12th February 2015
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JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Thursday 12th February 2015
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GrumpyTwig said:
Ahhh. Good old little Bobby Tables. biggrin

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Thursday 12th February 2015
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Courtesy of Popbh:

I don't know who this Rorschach
guy is, but his paintings of
lesbians fingering goats are
truly amazing.

MartG

20,689 posts

205 months

Friday 13th February 2015
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omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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JonRB said:
GrumpyTwig said:
Ahhh. Good old little Bobby Tables. biggrin
rofl
Very often on this thread i end up doing a little research and still not quite getting some of the more technical jokes, however I know just enough to think that is very funny.


MartG

20,689 posts

205 months

Saturday 14th February 2015
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For all those addicted to their tablets/smartphones etc. biggrin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRDSj62tlvQ
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