Geek Jokes

[smn159]

JonRB said:

Some of those are brilliant.

I also seem to have won several prizes

[eltawater]

MissChief said:

Found this on Facebook of all places. Some repeats and some new ones.

http://distractify.com/olivia-brindley/make-you-fe...

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[TwigtheWonderkid]

There was a law student called Rex
Who had very small organs of sex
When charged with exposure
He replied with composure

De minimus non curat lex

[Usget]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

There was a law student called Rex
Who had very small organs of sex
When charged with exposure
He replied with composure

De minimus non curat lex

[ChemicalChaos]

SwissJonese said:

A tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

Or a tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Beer tap that works perfectly well at the factory proceeds to explode killing everyone.
"Impossible to reproduce at the factory"

[JonRB]

[kowalski655]

It's chemical symbol is "Boo"

[JonRB]

kowalski655 said:

It's chemical symbol is "Boo"

Is it not "Ah" ?

[kowalski655]

Actually,yes

[JonRB]

[K12beano]

[Hooli]

Well worth another

[eltawater]

Nit-pick: If the kid in green wants to contact their dad, why is the kid in orange looking sad at the end?

[K12beano]

eltawater said:

Nit-pick: If the kid in green wants to contact their dad, why is the kid in orange looking sad at the end?

...because his "brilliant" idea didn't work (or at least that's what I related to)

[eltawater]

I thought it was a play on 404 - File not found / 404 - Father not found. *shrug* Ah well.

[boxst]

eltawater said:

I thought it was a play on 404 - File not found / 404 - Father not found. *shrug* Ah well.

It is. Well, at least I thought it was!

[kowalski655]

Thats what I think it is too
I think the artist confused the shirt colours in the final frames

[JonRB]

kowalski655 said:

I think the artist confused the shirt colours in the final frames

Yes, I agree.

Also, only in this thread could we all chuckle on the 404 error, and then immediately find a defect in the implementation of the joke vis-a-vis character colouring.

[xRIEx]

Or the kid in orange knows what the error means and the kid in green doesn't. Yet.

[JonRB]

xRIEx said:

Or the kid in orange knows what the error means and the kid in green doesn't. Yet.

Ah. Nicely played. We have a plausible explanation.