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simonrockman

6,853 posts

255 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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Is that a repost or is it deja VDU?

JonRB

74,581 posts

272 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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simonrockman said:
Is that a repost or is it deja VDU?
hehe

SwissJonese

1,393 posts

175 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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Programming languages re-imagined as Lord of the Rings Characters
(taken from Microsoft Developer twitter feed)

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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SwissJonese said:
Programming languages re-imagined as Lord of the Rings Characters
(taken from Microsoft Developer twitter feed)
Reading that has prompted me to download Scratch Jr onto my (wife's...) and my children's tablets to teach them (and myself) programming.

I love being able to sit here at work and tell Google Play to install remotely.

MartG

20,682 posts

204 months

Saturday 18th April 2015
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tribbles

3,974 posts

222 months

Saturday 18th April 2015
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MartG said:
Well, I suppose that's one way to create an oscillator smile

Not terribly controllable, mind you...

MissChief

7,111 posts

168 months

Sunday 19th April 2015
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Some made me laugh!

Overly suavé IT guy

Caruso

7,437 posts

256 months

Wednesday 22nd April 2015
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http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4986649886.html


Selling a slightly used Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.

Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest. I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is some-one else's gain!

1,600 meters in length this bad boy has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300 g. It's got a Class 2 hyper-drive system still in working order with a backup Class 8. SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt.

As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x. Fully equipped with LeGrange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, and a 15 disc cd changer.

36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was ran with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5,000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, yards of soil, spool after spool of pipe, and jet skis.

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new.

Brand new this beauty of the skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but do to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.

First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.

Edited by Caruso on Wednesday 22 April 20:49

MartG

20,682 posts

204 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Starfighter

4,927 posts

178 months

Saturday 25th April 2015
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31mph

1,308 posts

135 months

Saturday 25th April 2015
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rofl

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Saturday 25th April 2015
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Starfighter said:
Confused. That's markup, not programming or scripting.

Now, where did I put my anorak and flask ?

JonRB

74,581 posts

272 months

Saturday 25th April 2015
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marshalla said:
Confused. That's markup, not programming or scripting.
hehe


MartG

20,682 posts

204 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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Like.


MartG

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204 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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MartG

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204 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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MartG

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204 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Silver Smudger

3,299 posts

167 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Dr Jekyll said:
Try this one - Slightly better resolution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qxD2eoh-W4
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