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tribbles

3,973 posts

222 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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thetapeworm said:
Q: Why did the Geek get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

A: Because Oct(31) = Dec(25)
Any chance of not reposting the same joke from page 1 on page 2? Geeks' memories aren't that bad...

smile

Well, the two jokes are effectively the same

TonyRPH

12,970 posts

168 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Scuba_steve

574 posts

180 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Podie said:
Scott330ci said:
hehe

Bookmarked
yes
yes Thirded

john2443

6,336 posts

211 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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From the Sean Connery Thread

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Mark-C

5,071 posts

205 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Marf said:
matt9k said:
love that one hehe
My favourite .... have the T-shirt ... got bored trying to explain it to my girlfriend .... maybe that's why I don't have one anymore?

matt9k

117 posts

188 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Another lightbulb gag ... How many PHers does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Mark-C

5,071 posts

205 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”


john2443

6,336 posts

211 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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matt9k said:
Another lightbulb gag ... How many PHers does it take to change a lightbulb?
and so on
Excellent! and so true!

captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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[sighs]

We need some old school bullying here.

I understand little of this spacky bks.

Some of you need kicking in the pain gland.

And in an unusual and unlikely coalition, I feel I speak for most of womankind too.

JonRB

74,531 posts

272 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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captainzep][sighs said:
We need some old school bullying here.

I understand little of this spacky bks.

Some of you need kicking in the pain gland.

And in an unusual and unlikely coalition, I feel I speak for most of womankind too.
Pfffft. People are quick to mock the geek... until they want their computer fixing for free. rolleyes

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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JonRB said:
captainzep][sighs said:
We need some old school bullying here.

I understand little of this spacky bks.

Some of you need kicking in the pain gland.

And in an unusual and unlikely coalition, I feel I speak for most of womankind too.
Pfffft. People are quick to mock the geek... until they want their computer fixing for free. rolleyes
Or a Photoshop done, or smilies provided

JonRB

74,531 posts

272 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
yes Quite

captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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JonRB said:
Pfffft. People are quick to mock the geek... until they want their computer fixing for free. rolleyes
Oh come on.

It was a pointlessly nasty geek who injected my 'art film clips' with a virus in the first place.

CobolMan

1,417 posts

207 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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An old mainframe joke.

Q) What's a S0C4?
A) For keeping your toes warm.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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captainzep said:
JonRB said:
Pfffft. People are quick to mock the geek... until they want their computer fixing for free. rolleyes
Oh come on.

It was a pointlessly nasty geek who injected my 'art film clips' with a virus in the first place.
Saying all geeks are hackers who plant viruses, is like saying everyone who drinks is a wife beating alchy....

captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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CobolMan said:
An old mainframe joke.

Q) What's a S0C4?
A) For keeping your toes warm.
Jesus.

Edited by captainzep on Friday 7th January 23:26

JonRB

74,531 posts

272 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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CobolMan

1,417 posts

207 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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captainzep said:
CobolMan said:
An old mainframe joke.

Q) What's a S0C4?
A) For keeping your toes warm.
Jesus.

Edited by captainzep on Friday 7th January 23:26
Hey, I didn't say it was a funny one wink

captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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anonymous said:
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Can you not see how I'm sort of mocking myself there?

The whole premise of my presence in this thread is of someone who isn't technically versed enough to get the 'in' jokes.

Ignorance is warm and fuzzy place for me.

spyder dryver

1,329 posts

216 months

Friday 7th January 2011
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