Geek Jokes

[dxg]

JonRB said:

MartG said:

But geology rocks!

No, geology's rocks.

I'll get my coat.

[strudel]

Geology people are gneiss, not schist.

[simonrockman]

I enjoyed this: https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149

[schmunk]

simonrockman said:

I enjoyed this: https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149

Mega-repost...

This predates the internet! *





* (or, at least, what most people call 'the internet')

[marshalla]

simonrockman said:

I enjoyed this: https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149

The implementation is quite nice too : http://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/

[Brother D]

Hooli said:

JonRB said:

marshalla said:

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

That made me chuckle.

Just sent it around our network team here.

They all got it I assume?

[WinstonWolf]

Brother D said:

Hooli said:

JonRB said:

marshalla said:

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

That made me chuckle.

Just sent it around our network team here.

They all got it I assume?

UDP joke, niche

[TheInternet]

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

DE:AD:BE:EF:F0:0D

[MartG]

[MartG]

http://foaas.com/

( caution, contains expletives )

[JonRB]

[Arklight]

[Vaud]

Looks like an appropriate cartoon for many, many threads, especially SP&L.

[JonRB]

Vaud said:

Looks like an appropriate cartoon for many, many threads, especially SP&L.

I can see that one getting used a lot.

[LordGrover]

'You are Dick AICMFP' - catchy.

[Hooli]

WinstonWolf said:

Brother D said:

Hooli said:

JonRB said:

marshalla said:

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

That made me chuckle.

Just sent it around our network team here.

They all got it I assume?

UDP joke, niche

[K12beano]

[gavsdavs]

WinstonWolf said:

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

UDP joke, niche biggrin

Technical pedant alert, "FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF" is mac layer (l2), not IP or UDP (l3, l4 respectively).

[S6PNJ]

gavsdavs said:

Technical pedant alert, "FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF" is mac layer (l2), not IP or UDP (l3, l4 respectively).

Parrot for table 2? Surely the 'secondary' joke is:

WinstonWolf said:

Brother D said:

Hooli said:

Just sent it around our network team here.

They all got it I assume?

UDP joke, niche

[Morningside]