Geek Jokes

[slyelessar]

JonRB said:

Fannytastic!

[slyelessar]

MartG said:

This make me snigger aloud.

[Brother D]

gavsdavs said:

WinstonWolf said:

@abizern on Twitter said:

SysAdmin got fired from McDonalds.

Customer asked for a Big Mac, so he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

UDP joke, niche biggrin

Technical pedant alert, "FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF" is mac layer (l2), not IP or UDP (l3, l4 respectively).

Give the guy a break... - Anyway not a joke as such, but quite like this.

>nslookup facebook.com

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: facebook.com
Addresses: 2a03:2880:2130:cf05:face:b00c:0:1
173.252.120.6

[slyelessar]

Morningside said:

This sort of thing probably happens quite often.

[GrumpyTwig]

slyelessar said:

Morningside said:

This sort of thing probably happens quite often.

I have some quite obscene passwords these days given the ridiculous policies some people set up on systems here. They aren't a million miles away from the middle iteration on that image.

[JonRB]

The best part about telling UDP jokes is that I don't really care if you get them or not.

[Reposted from a year ago. I know this because I posted it on Facebook after reading it here, and the Facebook "Memories" thing (ie. the in-house rip-off of TimeHop) reminded me of it today]

[dmitry]

I must say your UDP TTL is set unusually long

[TheExcession]

JonRB said:

The best part about telling UDP jokes is that I don't really care if you get them or not.

[Reposted from a year ago. I know this because I posted it on Facebook after reading it here, and the Facebook "Memories" thing (ie. the in-house rip-off of TimeHop) reminded me of it today]

Some times you have to send them 3 or 4 times before giving up and trying the next server/forum.

[WinstonWolf]

S6PNJ said:

gavsdavs said:

Technical pedant alert, "FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF" is mac layer (l2), not IP or UDP (l3, l4 respectively).

Parrot for table 2? Surely the 'secondary' joke is:

WinstonWolf said:

Brother D said:

Hooli said:

Just sent it around our network team here.

They all got it I assume?

UDP joke, niche

Gav is here. . The joke is somewhere over there ----->

I assume.

[MartG]

[Hooli]

Brother D said:

>nslookup facebook.com

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: facebook.com
Addresses: 2a03:2880:2130:cf05:face:b00c:0:1
173.252.120.6

I like that.

[james_tigerwoods]

Hooli said:

Brother D said:

>nslookup facebook.com

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: facebook.com
Addresses: 2a03:2880:2130:cf05:face:b00c:0:1
173.252.120.6

I like that.

I actually had to try that - it's right. It does say that

[Falsey]

I dont like or use facebook, but thats quite cool.

(I think I need to re-evaluate what I think is and isnt cool)

[simonrockman]

Brother D said:

>nslookup facebook.com

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: facebook.com
Addresses: 2a03:2880:2130:cf05:face:b00c:0:1
173.252.120.6

Thanks, I've stolen that for a story. A website you probably read if you follow this thread.

[McAndy]

simonrockman said:

Thanks, I've stolen that for a story. A website you probably read if you follow this thread.

PistonHeads is branching out?

[judas]

McAndy said:

simonrockman said:

Thanks, I've stolen that for a story. A website you probably read if you follow this thread.

PistonHeads is branching out?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/08/facebook_casts_a_hex_on_dns/

What, no linkback to PH?

[miniman]

[Einion Yrth]

judas said:

McAndy said:

simonrockman said:

Thanks, I've stolen that for a story. A website you probably read if you follow this thread.

PistonHeads is branching out?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/08/facebook_casts_a_hex_on_dns/

What, no linkback to PH?

What? A bald url with no tags to prevent me having to copy pasta?

Lazy git.

[MartG]

[Mr Happy]

james_tigerwoods said:

Hooli said:

Brother D said:

>nslookup facebook.com

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: facebook.com
Addresses: 2a03:2880:2130:cf05:face:b00c:0:1
173.252.120.6

I like that.

I actually had to try that - it's right. It does say that

If you look at the GUIDs for Microsoft Office, they have 0FF1CE as part of them.