Geek Jokes

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jogger1976

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127 months

Sunday 12th July 2015
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[url]|http://thumbsnap.com/jwinYLao[/url


MartG

20,687 posts

205 months

Friday 17th July 2015
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Not a joke per se, but interesting.....


MartG

20,687 posts

205 months

Friday 17th July 2015
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jeremyc

23,501 posts

285 months

Friday 17th July 2015
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MartG said:
Not a joke per se, but interesting.....

Which reminds me of ...



MartG

20,687 posts

205 months

Friday 17th July 2015
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jeremyc said:
MartG said:
Not a joke per se, but interesting.....

Which reminds me of ...

Readable version http://media.caranddriver.com/files/the-periodic-t...

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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Not exactly a joke but wonder how many have fallen for it.


MissChief

7,112 posts

169 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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Morningside said:
Not exactly a joke but wonder how many have fallen for it.

Thankfully both my debit and credit cards are clean.

LordGrover

33,546 posts

213 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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As anything sci fi related seems to be classed as geeky...


JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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madbadger

11,565 posts

245 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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jeremyc said:
MartG said:
Not a joke per se, but interesting.....

Which reminds me of ...

Mmm. Bacon.


tr7v8

7,192 posts

229 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Not a Joke as such but this is from FB. 5MB drive ships from IBM in 1956


Piersman2

6,598 posts

200 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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tr7v8 said:
Not a Joke as such but this is from FB. 5MB drive ships from IBM in 1956

My grandfather worked at ICL back in the 50's, When I showed him a 10mb disk the size of a housebrick back in the mid eighties, he was amazed as the magnetic recording they had been developing at ICL in the 50's was something the size of an oil drum with spindly reading arms that could hold 1kb!

Those were the days, when every line of code mattered! laugh



kambites

67,583 posts

222 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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We (the IBM site I work on) have got one of them lying around. They're quite chunky things. smile

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Piersman2 said:
My grandfather worked at ICL back in the 50's, When I showed him a 10mb disk the size of a housebrick back in the mid eighties, he was amazed as the magnetic recording they had been developing at ICL in the 50's was something the size of an oil drum with spindly reading arms that could hold 1kb!

Those were the days, when every line of code mattered! laugh
I remember having a discussion with a retired IBM engineer in 1990 where I told him you could buy a 1GB HDD that fitted in a single 5.25" full height bay, and he called me a liar. Even when I showed him an advert for it in Computer Shopper (it cost £1000 + VAT). He said it just wasn't possible.

Inside my phone right now I have a sliver of plastic and silicon the size of the nail on my little finger which holds 64GB, and my NAS has 5 x 3.5" HDDs each of 6TB capacity. I wonder what he would have made of that?smile

R8VXF

6,788 posts

116 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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simonrockman said:
Thanks, I've stolen that for a story. A website you probably read if you follow this thread.
Be good if you could follow up some of the comments on your VXR8 GTS story...

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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LordGrover said:
As anything sci fi related seems to be classed as geeky...

When the hell did Geordi have that hair??

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
When the hell did Geordi have that hair??
Original wardrobe test, pre-Farpoint.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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marshalla said:
james_tigerwoods said:
When the hell did Geordi have that hair??
Original wardrobe test, pre-Farpoint.
I wasn't aware of this - I'm glad they didn't go with that one!

Usget

5,426 posts

212 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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kambites said:
We (the IBM site I work on) have got one of them lying around. They're quite chunky things. smile
I'm pretty sure that's the Lotus Notes mailserver for the whole of IBM GB

I've nicked that image for the front cover of my next deployment guide...

KaraK

13,186 posts

210 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Usget said:
I'm pretty sure that's the Lotus Notes mailserver for the whole of IBM GB

I've nicked that image for the front cover of my next deployment guide...
Lotus Notes... it's a geek joke, but only to those who don't have to deal with it! /shudder
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