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KaraK

13,183 posts

209 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Usget said:
I'm pretty sure that's the Lotus Notes mailserver for the whole of IBM GB

I've nicked that image for the front cover of my next deployment guide...
Lotus Notes... it's a geek joke, but only to those who don't have to deal with it! /shudder

Shaoxter

4,075 posts

124 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Usget said:
kambites said:
We (the IBM site I work on) have got one of them lying around. They're quite chunky things. smile
I'm pretty sure that's the Lotus Notes mailserver for the whole of IBM GB

I've nicked that image for the front cover of my next deployment guide...
roflrofl
Actually I don't know why I'm laughing, I have to use Lotus Notes at work frown

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Shaoxter said:
Usget said:
kambites said:
We (the IBM site I work on) have got one of them lying around. They're quite chunky things. smile
I'm pretty sure that's the Lotus Notes mailserver for the whole of IBM GB

I've nicked that image for the front cover of my next deployment guide...
roflrofl
Actually I don't know why I'm laughing, I have to use Lotus Notes at work frown
I thought Lotus Notes was from the late 1980s. Did not realise that it was still used.

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Morningside said:
I thought Lotus Notes was from the Ark? Did not realise that it was still used.
FTFY! smile

Shaoxter

4,075 posts

124 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Morningside said:
I thought Lotus Notes was from the late 1980s. Did not realise that it was still used.
Yep, used by the biggest bank in Europe.
It is pretty funny watching new joiners reactions when they realise they don't have Outlook biggrin

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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The most recent release is much better, and consolidates the number of different "preferences" submenus from its previous 9000 to a more manageable 3580... and counting.

JonRB

74,539 posts

272 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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I have an ex-colleague who was one of the lead developers on the original version of Notes, back before it was bought by Lotus, back in the dark early days when it was innovative.

When Lotus bought it, he got a modest windfall. Nothing you could retire on, more like an unexpected mentioning in a distant aunt's will. However the directors got multi-million pound windfalls that meant they never had to work again.

Surprisingly, my ex-colleague was fairly sanguine about this, despite the injustice of it all.

Anyway, I know this doesn't contribute anything to the debate. It was just one of those semi-interesting anecdotes you pick up in 20+ years in the industry. Sorry. As you were.

kambites

67,556 posts

221 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Morningside said:
I thought Lotus Notes was from the late 1980s. Did not realise that it was still used.
Sadly it still is and it hasn't got any better.

Mind you the competition isn't much better. Outlook is a better e-mail client but I think it's even more of a joke at some of the heavier duty database stuff.

Strangely Brown

10,061 posts

231 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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kambites said:
Sadly it still is and it hasn't got any better.

Mind you the competition isn't much better. Outlook is a better e-mail client but I think it's even more of a joke at some of the heavier duty database stuff.
Outlook is better? Wow! Notes must be really bad.

R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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Outlook is just the client. Exchange is the server wink Pretty damn easy to manage from what I remember. Hate that we use stty Gmail at work frown

kambites

67,556 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th July 2015
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Yeah I was only commenting on the front ends. I know nothing about the server sides of either product.

R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Saturday 25th July 2015
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Was trying to work out what the heavy duty db stuff you were talking about was smile

kambites

67,556 posts

221 months

Saturday 25th July 2015
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R8VXF said:
Was trying to work out what the heavy duty db stuff you were talking about was smile
I have about 50 databases on my Notes workspace, only one of them is directly related to e-mail.

Notes is a very poor e-mail client but it's worth remembering that that's not it's main purpose. It's also a very poor database client. hehe

Edited by kambites on Saturday 25th July 09:19

KaraK

13,183 posts

209 months

Saturday 25th July 2015
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The Notes client sucks donkey dick, at least version 9 does which is what we are afflicted by at my work. I've managed to bludgeon DAMO into letting me use Outlook 2007 as a client - it's buggier than a week old corpse but still better than the Notes client!

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Saturday 25th July 2015
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kambites said:
R8VXF said:
Was trying to work out what the heavy duty db stuff you were talking about was smile
I have about 50 databases on my Notes workspace, only one of them is directly related to e-mail.

Notes is a very poor e-mail client but it's worth remembering that that's not it's main purpose. It's also a very poor database client. hehe
hehe

JonRB

74,539 posts

272 months

Saturday 25th July 2015
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kambites said:
Notes is a very poor e-mail client but it's worth remembering that that's not it's main purpose. It's also a very poor database client. hehe
rofl

mattdaniels

7,353 posts

282 months

Saturday 25th July 2015
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JonRB said:
I have an ex-colleague who was one of the lead developers on the original version of Notes, back before it was bought by Lotus, back in the dark early days when it was innovative.

When Lotus bought it, he got a modest windfall. Nothing you could retire on, more like an unexpected mentioning in a distant aunt's will. However the directors got multi-million pound windfalls that meant they never had to work again.

Surprisingly, my ex-colleague was fairly sanguine about this, despite the injustice of it all.

Anyway, I know this doesn't contribute anything to the debate. It was just one of those semi-interesting anecdotes you pick up in 20+ years in the industry. Sorry. As you were.
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In my first job at a software house I worked alongside someone who'd joined from Threadz who had a product called Organizer. They got bought by Lotus.

He tought me everything I ever wanted to know about writing slick highly efficient Windows apps using the API. Very clever guy. Those were the days. Back before MFC and "frameworks".

JonRB

74,539 posts

272 months

Saturday 25th July 2015
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mattdaniels said:
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In my first job at a software house I worked alongside someone who'd joined from Threadz who had a product called Organizer. They got bought by Lotus.

He tought me everything I ever wanted to know about writing slick highly efficient Windows apps using the API. Very clever guy. Those were the days. Back before MFC and "frameworks".
Actually, now you mention it, it might have been Organizer rather than Notes. It was a long time ago that I worked with him.

Anyway, whichever Lotus product it was, he'd been a key developer on it pre-Lotus.

sussexcoast

30 posts

132 months

Sunday 26th July 2015
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Saw this on a lady yesterday at a biker bash near Lewes, so asked for a photo,

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Sunday 26th July 2015
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sussexcoast said:


Saw this on a lady yesterday at a biker bash near Lewes, so asked for a photo,
So sad I just converted it and it says geek

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