Geek Jokes

[R8VXF]

Fer said:

Is it a form of contraceptive?

No, but the bingo wings are...

[Jim the Sunderer]

Binary is so passé. If she really wanted to find a man she'd use hex 414E414C.

[K12beano]

Just been and asked our IT Crowd when we're sitting this whizzy new OS:

I hear it's called "Microsoft Vindows" ?

[SwissJonese]

[Morningside]

A genuine advert. Did this ever happen to you?

[tr7v8]

[defblade]

tr7v8 said:

LOL

[Morningside]

[JonRB]

tr7v8 said:

Although it would have been funnier if it had gone 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 3.11, NT...

[MartG]

[marshalla]

tr7v8 said:

That made me WinCE.

[Hooli]

MartG said:

[McAndy]

MartG said:

Excellent!

[thetapeworm]

KaraK said:

The Notes client sucks donkey dick, at least version 9 does which is what we are afflicted by at my work. I've managed to bludgeon DAMO into letting me use Outlook 2007 as a client - it's buggier than a week old corpse but still better than the Notes client!

I work for the three-lettered company responsible for the horror of Notes and obviously have it forced upon me as a result. However they bundle it with another product called "IBM Notes Zap" which is designed to kill the client when it gets in a strop. Which it does all the time of course.

[Veeayt]

Stolen from Facebook

[Salgar]

Hmm, I'm not 100% but is that excess kurtosis?

[ZesPak]

Morningside said:

A genuine advert. Did this ever happen to you?

p.a. is Per Annum, isn't it?
When was that .

[LordGrover]

I started on about that, £36 per week. I was humble telesales in 1979 so a programmer would've been earning rather more so probably early 70's? Inflation was rife then though.

[JonRB]

[JonRB]

Took me a few moments before I finally got it.


http://xkcd.com/1563/