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MartG

20,689 posts

205 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2015
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havoc

30,083 posts

236 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2015
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MartG said:
banghead


Caruso

7,437 posts

257 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2015
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MartG said:
We've been round and round this one before.

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2015
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Caruso said:
MartG said:
We've been round and round this one before.
Yes, I can't say I'm a fan of it.

shirt

22,600 posts

202 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2015
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havoc

30,083 posts

236 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2015
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I liked that more than I should have...

getmecoat

tr7v8

7,192 posts

229 months

Wednesday 4th November 2015
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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Wednesday 4th November 2015
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tr7v8 said:
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
...and often linked to a girl, Di Amater

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Wednesday 4th November 2015
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K12beano said:
tr7v8 said:
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
...and often linked to a girl, Di Amater
They had a daughter...

S'phia

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Wednesday 4th November 2015
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schmunk said:
K12beano said:
tr7v8 said:
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
...and often linked to a girl, Di Amater
They had a daughter...

S'phia
And adopted a son - Ray Deus, a famous musician renowned for his chords.


K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Wednesday 4th November 2015
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marshalla said:
schmunk said:
K12beano said:
tr7v8 said:
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
...and often linked to a girl, Di Amater
They had a daughter...

S'phia
And adopted a son - Ray Deus, a famous musician renowned for his chords.
All a bit Arc- ane...

ChemicalChaos

10,399 posts

161 months

Wednesday 4th November 2015
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Brother D said:
What do they teach in GCSE and ALevel physics/chemistry nowadays in the UK?
At school it was just discrete shells each containing 2,8 etc. (Probably mistaken, but even at uni I don't recall my girlfriend at the time studying phys and molecular chem referring to orbital model (this was 20 years ago thou)?
At school, you learn it is discrete shells. But at Uni you learn that each shell contains specific orbitals, each of a unique shape. Each electron pair in the shell occupies its one unique orbital, and they are filled according to the Pauli exclusion principle of lowest energy. The further the shell is from the nucleus, the more unique orbitals it can contain, so the more electrons it can hold - this is because each orbital is described by a standing wave, and the further out the shell is the more nodes it can have so the more complex the orbital patterns can be.
Orbitals are described as S, P, D or F depending on their overall shape.





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xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Wednesday 4th November 2015
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Someone can't spell 'balrog', but never mind.

dmitry

341 posts

163 months

Wednesday 4th November 2015
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I'm so JDM I publish all my http services on port 86

MartG

20,689 posts

205 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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MartG said:
poor little jimmy
because he is no more
for what he thought was H20
was H2SO4

Alex@POD

6,156 posts

216 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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V6Pushfit said:
poor little jimmy
because he is no more
for what he thought was H20
was H2SO4
What's H20?

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

213 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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I think it's a fruit based alcoholic drink for teenagers?!

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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Alex@POD said:
V6Pushfit said:
poor little jimmy
because he is no more
for what he thought was H20
was H2SO4
What's H20?
It's a Halloween movie, isn't it?

hehe

Nimby

4,592 posts

151 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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Brother D said:
What do they teach in GCSE and ALevel physics/chemistry nowadays in the UK?
At school it was just discrete shells each containing 2,8 etc.
High School in the USA....



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