Geek Jokes

[stuttgartmetal]

Nimby said:

Brother D said:

High School in the USA....

Plus guns

[smn159]

[MartG]

[JonRB]

MartG said:

There's no place like localhost?
There's no place like the computer that I am currently using?



(Yes, I know, I know. I have a t-shirt with it on that I bought about 15 years ago)

[Einion Yrth]

There's no place like ~ , surely.

[Veeayt]

Apparently I only know that '20' means space

[illmonkey]

Veeayt said:

Apparently I only know that '20' means space

[Vaud]

That must be in Silicon Valley.

[Never you mind]

Morningside said:

Although when I tried it it did not work. But I understand Unix as much as I understand gobbledygook.

Thought I would give it a spin

root@solaris11-base:/# ls
dev export lib mnt opt root share tmp zvboot
devices home local_zones net platform rpool system usr
etc kernel media nfs4 proc sbin test_zones var
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf/* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf/* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*" ; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /*|| echo "Lucky"
rm -rf /*
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/fd: Device busy
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/ipnet: Directory not empty
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/kz/directio: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/kz/sdir: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/kz/term: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/kz: Directory not empty
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/net/zone/global: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/net/zone/testzone1: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/net/zone: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/net: Directory not empty
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/vt: Directory not empty
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zcons/testzone1: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/ROOT/solaris-1/var: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/ROOT/solaris-1: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/ROOT: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/VARSHARE: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export/home/another: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export/home/swood: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export/home/test01: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export/home: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/rpool/ROOT/solaris11-base-p2v/var: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/rpool/ROOT/solaris11-base-p2v: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/rpool/ROOT/solaris11-base-p2v-recovery/var: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/rpool/ROOT/solaris11-base-p2v-recovery: Operation not applicable

oot@solaris11-base:/# format
Cannot set directory to /dev/rdsk - No such file or directory

root@solaris11-base:/# devfsadm -Cv
devfsadm: name service cannot find group sys
devfsadm: name service cannot find group sys
devfsadm: fopen failed for /etc/minor_perm: No such file or directory
devfsadm: fopen failed for /etc/driver_aliases: No such file or directory
exit status = 1
root@solaris11-base:/# format
Cannot set directory to /dev/rdsk - No such file or directory

Proper fked!

Edited by Never you mind on Thursday 19th November 13:16

Edited by Never you mind on Thursday 19th November 13:28

[MartG]

[31mph]

MartG said:

[strudel]

Never you mind said:

Morningside said:

Although when I tried it it did not work. But I understand Unix as much as I understand gobbledygook.

Thought I would give it a spin

root@solaris11-base:/# ls
dev export lib mnt opt root share tmp zvboot
devices home local_zones net platform rpool system usr
etc kernel media nfs4 proc sbin test_zones var
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf/* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf/* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*" ; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /* || echo "Lucky"
Lucky
root@solaris11-base:/# [ $[ RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "rm -rf /*"; rm -rf /*|| echo "Lucky"
rm -rf /*
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/fd: Device busy
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/ipnet: Directory not empty
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/kz/directio: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/kz/sdir: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/kz/term: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/kz: Directory not empty
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/net/zone/global: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/net/zone/testzone1: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/net/zone: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/net: Directory not empty
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/vt: Directory not empty
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zcons/testzone1: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/ROOT/solaris-1/var: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/ROOT/solaris-1: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/ROOT: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/VARSHARE: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export/home/another: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export/home/swood: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export/home/test01: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export/home: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool/export: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1/rpool: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones/testzone1: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/local_zones: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/rpool/ROOT/solaris11-base-p2v/var: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/rpool/ROOT/solaris11-base-p2v: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/rpool/ROOT/solaris11-base-p2v-recovery/var: Operation not applicable
rm: Unable to remove directory /dev/zvol/dsk/rpool/ROOT/solaris11-base-p2v-recovery: Operation not applicable

oot@solaris11-base:/# format
Cannot set directory to /dev/rdsk - No such file or directory

root@solaris11-base:/# devfsadm -Cv
devfsadm: name service cannot find group sys
devfsadm: name service cannot find group sys
devfsadm: fopen failed for /etc/minor_perm: No such file or directory
devfsadm: fopen failed for /etc/driver_aliases: No such file or directory
exit status = 1
root@solaris11-base:/# format
Cannot set directory to /dev/rdsk - No such file or directory

Proper fked!

Edited by Never you mind on Thursday 19th November 13:16

Edited by Never you mind on Thursday 19th November 13:28

VM...right?

Right?!

[Never you mind]

M6-32 Super Cluster.








Nah...it's a VM that needed rebuilding anyway.

[Hooli]

31mph said:

MartG said:

Worth another

[Halb]

Has the Dutch one about taking ovr Earth/Mars been posted?

[MartG]

Under the Thumbsnap logo....

3. Bugger off

Edited by MartG on Friday 20th November 20:03

[marshalla]

MartG said:

I don't know if I get it or not.

[JonRB]

marshalla said:

I don't know if I get it or not.

Edit: I don't really care if you get it or not.

Edited by JonRB on Friday 20th November 20:12

[james_tigerwoods]

MartG said:

Under the Thumbsnap logo....

3. Bugger off

Edited by MartG on Friday 20th November 20:03

It took me a minute or two - I need an un thumbsnapd picture though

[JonRB]

james_tigerwoods said:

It took me a minute or two - I need an un thumbsnapd picture though

You could try clicking on it.