Geek Jokes

[WinstonWolf]

popeyewhite said:

Billsnemesis said:

Why is there no other word for thesaurus?

Synomyny

It's actually synonymary, as pointed out when I tried to use this on Facebook and I got busted by an English teacher

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I was in another band and we used to play the same song over and over again. We were called.......

OC/DC.

[DataHamster]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I was in another band and we used to play the same song over and over again. We were called.......

OC/DC.

[DataHamster]

[MissChief]

[ajprice]

MissChief said:

Yes. Or maybe 24.8193472919817

[marshalla]

oilydan said:

Too early for this one?

Only if I get to sing

O
O

[Billsnemesis]

How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they use them as controls in double blind studies.


How many light bulbs does it take to change a scientist?

At least two.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?


Fish.

[ClockworkCupcake]

Q. How many software testers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. "We just report the darkness, we don't fix it".

[Vipers]

ajprice said:

MissChief said:

Yes. Or maybe 24.8193472919817

? Explain for my thick head.

[ClockworkCupcake]

Vipers said:

? Explain for my thick head.

Indeed. According to my calculator, SQRT(666) is 25.806976 to 5dp.

24.8193472919817 ^2 is 616

[gowmonster]

Vipers said:

ajprice said:

MissChief said:

Yes. Or maybe 24.8193472919817

? Explain for my thick head.

616 is actually thought to be the number of the devil

[ClockworkCupcake]

gowmonster said:

616 is actually thought to be the number of the devil

By whom?

[marshalla]

ClockworkCupcake said:

gowmonster said:

616 is actually thought to be the number of the devil

By whom?

Stan Lee.

[Vaud]

ClockworkCupcake said:

By whom?

Not asked at me but here you go. Not definitive but...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beas...

[kowalski655]

And 668 is the neighbour of the beast

[marshalla]

kowalski655 said:

And 668 is the neighbour of the beast

What about 664 ?

[kowalski655]

Knocked down to make way for the apocalyptic dual carriageway

[marshalla]

kowalski655 said:

Knocked down to make way for the apocalyptic dual carriageway

Ah, you mean the Hades 7th circular ?