Geek Jokes

[ClockworkCupcake]

marshalla said:

That's not a physical address. That's Data-Link (Layer 2).

I love you.

[marshalla]

As far as I'm concerned, any kittens wandering into a nest of geekery are fair game for the full autopsy.

[ClockworkCupcake]

marshalla said:

As far as I'm concerned, any kittens wandering into a nest of geekery are fair game for the full autopsy.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

ClockworkCupcake said:

My son has just started learning astrology at school. At parents' evening the teacher said he was just taking up space.

[Einion Yrth]

ChemicalChaos said:

Pop songs re-written by Physicists.....

"We are 13.7 billion light years from the edge of the observable universe, that's a good estimate, with well defined error bars, and with the available information I predict that I will always be with you"

And performed by the original artist. Katie sings

[marshalla]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

My son has just started learning astrology at school. At parents' evening the teacher said he was just taking up space.

A fair and valid comment.

Nurse! A fresh scalpel if you please...and a parrot for me, probably.

[Dogwatch]

marshalla said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

My son has just started learning astrology at school. At parents' evening the teacher said he was just taking up space.

A fair and valid comment.

Nurse! A fresh scalpel if you please...and a parrot for me, probably.

Sounds like a horrorscape!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

When someone's stealing
The letter S
Who you gonna call
.....Goat Butter

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Dogwatch said:

marshalla said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

My son has just started learning astrology at school. At parents' evening the teacher said he was just taking up space.

A fair and valid comment.

Nurse! A fresh scalpel if you please...and a parrot for me, probably.

Sounds like a horrorscape!

Bloody phone. Gggrrr

[crmcatee]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

When someone's stealing
The letter S
Who you gonna call
.....Goat Butter

Eh ? How exactly as you spelling Ghost ?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

crmcatee said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

When someone's stealing
The letter S
Who you gonna call
.....Goat Butter

Eh ? How exactly as you spelling Ghost ?

I think the joke works when singing it.

[ClockworkCupcake]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

When someone's stealing
The letter S
Who you gonna call
.....Goat Butter

Why did Edward Woodward have so many occurrences of the letter D in his name?
Because otherwise he would have been Ewar Woowar

[ajprice]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

When someone's stealing
The letter S
Who you gonna call
.....Goat Butter

[driverrob]

crmcatee said:

Eh ? How exactly as you spelling Ghost ?

Irony strikes when least expected.

[Hooli]

ClockworkCupcake said:

marshalla said:

As far as I'm concerned, any kittens wandering into a nest of geekery are fair game for the full autopsy.

Worth another

[ChemicalChaos]

ajprice said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

When someone's stealing
The letter S
Who you gonna call
.....Goat Butter

Alternatively....

[marshalla]

[Morningside]

[LordGrover]

Who's not done that?

[jimothy]