Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[Morningside]

[LordGrover]

oooh! Where can I get me one of those?

[ClockworkCupcake]

Morningside said:

Pah! Real coders use butterflies.



Or EMACS

[MartG]

[marshalla]

[McAndy]

[K12beano]

[SwissJonese]

[jammy_basturd]

[james_tigerwoods]

I, er, don't get it

[deckster]

james_tigerwoods said:

I, er, don't get it

If something goes wrong, take the user directly to Stack Overflow and search for the error message.

I quite like the idea, given that often my job seems to consist largely of searching Google on behalf of other people

[RobDickinson]

Cuts out the middle man!

[MartG]

[MartG]

[McAndy]

Confirmed.

[tr7v8]

[NoddyonNitrous]

[havoc]

Typical engineer - rounds the numbers to 2dp and then wonders why the product fails to pass simple appraisals...

[CrutyRammers]

Surely a real engineer would multiply it by 1.5 to be on the safe side?