Geek Jokes

[Einion Yrth]

schmunk said:

PoleDriver said:

This seems to be the right place to post this!

The first rule of Font Club: "Never use Comic Sans".

The second rule of Font Club: "Never use the above stpiece of a font".

The third rule of Font Club: " Never use Comic Sans ".

Shouldn't "alwas" have a "y" in it?

[PoleDriver]

Cut and paste fail!

[K12beano]

Or a mystical font with no "y"?

[deckster]

K12beano said:

Or a mstical font with no ""?

FTFY.

[schmunk]

deckster said:

K12beano said:

Or a mstical font with no ""?

FTF.

FTF

[K12beano]

schmunk said:

deckster said:

K12beano said:

Or a mstical font with no ""?

FTF.

FTF

Crike - ou will find it can onl end in miser. Imagine ou're living in an entire galax with no ""! Quietl creep....

[schmunk]

K12beano said:

schmunk said:

deckster said:

K12beano said:

Or a mstical font with no ""?

FTF.

FTF

Crike - ou will find it can onl end in miser. Imagine ou're living in an entire galax with no ""! Quietl creep....

This is getting a bit sill.

[ClockworkCupcake]

+++Error At Address: 14, Treacle Mine Road, Ankh-Morpork+++

+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

[james_tigerwoods]

schmunk said:

K12beano said:

schmunk said:

deckster said:

K12beano said:

Or a mstical font with no ""?

FTF.

FTF

Crike - ou will find it can onl end in miser. Imagine ou're living in an entire galax with no ""! Quietl creep....

This is getting a bit sill.

Ask MBH - he's living life without "H"s...

[Einion Yrth]

james_tigerwoods said:

schmunk said:

K12beano said:

schmunk said:

deckster said:

K12beano said:

Or a mstical font with no ""?

FTF.

FTF

Crike - ou will find it can onl end in miser. Imagine ou're living in an entire galax with no ""! Quietl creep....

This is getting a bit sill.

Ask MBH - he's living life without "H"s...

Hopefully he doesn't need an ambiwlans.

[Nimby]

Microsoft and Apple have announced plans to jointly develop a new hardware platform called Surfy Mac Surface.

[MartG]

[SwissJonese]

[tr7v8]

Nicked from FB

[driverrob]

tr7v8 said:

Nicked from FB

I love Dilbert.
Every so often I connect to stuff.co.nz to catch up on a load of them.

[simonrockman]

DragsterRR said:

Nimby said:

Q) What's brown and sticky?
a) alpha-Cyano-3-phenoxybenzyl (RS)-2-(4-chlorophenyl)-3-methylbutyrate

I laughed at that more than I should have

Ignoring the "jokes are like kittens" mantra for the moment, my son the biochemist says that's an insecticide which is neither sticky nor brown.

[Einion Yrth]

simonrockman said:

Ignoring the "jokes are like kittens" mantra for the moment, my son the biochemist says that's an insecticide which is neither sticky nor brown.

Fenvalerate

IUPAC name
(RS)-alpha-Cyano-3-phenoxybenzyl (RS)-2-(4-chlorophenyl)-3-methylbutyrate


Appearance Yellow-brown viscous liquid.

[MartG]

[gobuddygo]

Java v .NET

https://youtu.be/Mhllo1xQer8

[MartG]