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Nimby

4,597 posts

151 months

Saturday 11th June 2016
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Brexit Sudoku:


havoc

30,090 posts

236 months

Saturday 11th June 2016
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That's my interpretation:-
- Claiming they'll be able to spend our GROSS (not the net) EU contribution on the NHS;
- AND claiming they'll make sure farmers aren't worse-off (when farmers get the majority of our EU rebate);
- AND claiming they'll take the VAT off fuel (I presume domestic) at the same time.
- AND ignoring every major economic forecaster who predict a mild-moderate hit to our economy when we leave, which will hit the gov'ts tax-take.

In short, they're either thoroughly incompetent or a bunch of lying shysters trying to pull one over on the electorate. So much so*, I'm seriously considering voting the same was as Cameron! :shudder:


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- Gove promising to give money to the NHS, contrary to every action he's taken in his career to date.
- The whole Brexit campaign promising to control immigration when currently 50% (historically more than) of our immigration is extra-EU, which we could control/restrict already if so-minded; AND ignoring the scenario that most of the European non-EU free-trade partners HAVE HAD to sign-up to the free-movement charter anyway.
- Claiming that leaving the EU would be "better for British workers" and "could increase wages", when in likelihood they'll use it to reduce employee rights (again, given the track record of some of them...).



(Without getting too political, the major reason TO leave the EU would be to gain democratic control back over our own country, which I DO support, and where I DO believe Cameron's been weak. I just find myself in the position of trusting this ELECTED bunch less than the unelected, unaccountable bunch in Brussels...go figure)

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Saturday 11th June 2016
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dibbers006 said:
I don't get it. Something to do with the numbers not adding up?
Me neither. I thought it was either "Brexit supporters are stupid" or "only caring about number 1".

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Saturday 11th June 2016
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dibbers006 said:
I don't get it. Something to do with the numbers not adding up?
Adding the numbers up is not the point of Sudoku though.

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Sunday 12th June 2016
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Dr Jekyll said:
dibbers006 said:
I don't get it. Something to do with the numbers not adding up?
Adding the numbers up is not the point of the EU though.
Er... Quick fix....

Jinx

11,394 posts

261 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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havoc said:
Lots of inappropriate for this thread stuff.
Whilst the brexiteers may be guilty of hyperbole, given as they are not going to be forming a government after the vote on EU membership (whatever the result) it is hardly worth ranting over.......
The vote is on EU membership - that is all.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Monday 13th June 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:


Nicely played, C&H. hehe
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ajprice

27,524 posts

197 months

Thursday 16th June 2016
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At work this morning, sorting an email html file that had been supplied to us, saw this meta tag in the source code...



hehe

I left it in.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Thursday 16th June 2016
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ajprice said:
At work this morning, sorting an email html file that had been supplied to us, saw this meta tag in the source code...



hehe

I left it in.
It won't help.

Veeayt

3,139 posts

206 months

Saturday 18th June 2016
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Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Monday 20th June 2016
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Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Monday 20th June 2016
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Morningside said:
5-10 minutes later:

judas

5,992 posts

260 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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judas said:
hehe

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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judas said:
Careful - there's no V5C.

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

225 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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judas said:
biggrin

boxst

3,717 posts

146 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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judas said:
And if doesn't have the log book, it's an "undocumented feature" smile

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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boxst said:
And if doesn't have the log book, it's an "undocumented feature" smile
...is the joke I made two posts up...

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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judas said:
It's taken me nearly a day to get that.

Mammasaid

3,858 posts

98 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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judas said:
All software testers now clapping slowly....clap

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