Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[McAndy]

MartG said:

[Corpulent Tosser]

MartG said:

I don't get a lot of the geek joke, but that one appealed to me, probably because I can relate.

[FredClogs]

MartG said:

Not possible

√-1 8 ∑ π

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thebraketester said:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.

like it

[Big Bad Ben]

Billsnemesis said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

I believe that the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

In Dilbert the TTP in "the TTP project" stands for "the TTP project"

It makes my head spin

It's so meta, even this acronym...

[LordGrover]

First one to mention gnu gets a knicker wrench. Me excluded, obv.

[Don]

MartG said:

Saw a real Cray at the Computer History Museum. Awesome. Still the most known "brand" in supercomputing.

So sad the man passed away untimely early.

[MartG]

[MartG]

[xRIEx]

LordGrover said:

First one to mention gnu gets a knicker wrench. Me excluded, obv.

It seems I'm nearly 3 months overdue for my knicker wrench then.

[Morningside]

Don said:

MartG said:

Saw a real Cray at the Computer History Museum. Awesome. Still the most known "brand" in supercomputing.

So sad the man passed away untimely early.

I have been reading "The Supermen". Fantastic reading. Missed out going to the museum due to lack of time but I agree he passed way too early.

One of the few people I would love to have met.

[RobDickinson]

Morningside said:

Don said:

MartG said:

Saw a real Cray at the Computer History Museum. Awesome. Still the most known "brand" in supercomputing.

So sad the man passed away untimely early.

I have been reading "The Supermen". Fantastic reading. Missed out going to the museum due to lack of time but I agree he passed way too early.

One of the few people I would love to have met.

Interesting the X-MP ( I assume that is the one in the pic?) does about 200 Mflops.

For comparison a Galaxy S2 can hit 980 Mflops..

http://www.walkingrandomly.com/?p=3079

[louiebaby]

RobDickinson said:

Interesting the X-MP ( I assume that is the one in the pic?) does about 200 Mflops.

For comparison a Galaxy S2 can hit 980 Mflops..

http://www.walkingrandomly.com/?p=3079

I just ran the app mentioned in that link on my £140 Ulefone Power, for 4 threads it came up with 2357 MFlops. Not sure what it means, but interesting. (I think.)

[MartG]

[MartG]

If you're driving a Tesla and it gets stolen, is it then an Edison ?

[xRIEx]

MartG said:

If you're driving a Tesla and it gets stolen, is it then an Edison ?

[MissChief]

MartG said:

If you're driving a Tesla and it gets stolen, is it then an Edison ?

[ClockworkCupcake]

MartG said:

If you're driving a Tesla and it gets stolen, is it then an Edison ?

[McAndy]