Geek Jokes

[ZesPak]

[MartG]

[Tonsko]

Strange that there's an integral spoon which would throw an exception if used.

[simonrockman]

What is that strange mayo on your sandwich? It's good stuff - it's Mayo wiht a prime number of poppy seeds - it's called Diffie-Hellman.

[Caruso]

I was working at my computer when I saw my printer out of the corner of my eye - I was using peripheral vision.

[Vitorio]

MartG said:

Well that is useless....

Either the Coffee() constructor makes a full cup, in which case the refill is never reached, or it makes an empty cup, in which case you just get an emptu cup, refill, and then dont drink...

Needs a while(Time.isWorkingHours()) loop around the if/else stuff

[McAndy]

Caruso said:

I was working at my computer when I saw my printer out of the corner of my eye - I was using peripheral vision.

Groan.

[Nimby]

Caruso said:

I was working at my computer when I saw my printer out of the corner of my eye - I was using peripheral vision.

Sorry brother, that joke is non-canon.

[jeremyc]

Nimby said:

Caruso said:

I was working at my computer when I saw my printer out of the corner of my eye - I was using peripheral vision.

Sorry brother, that joke is non-canon.

Oh come on, it's Oki.

[blindswelledrat]

It's quite heartening/uplifting to pop into this thread periodically and remind myself that at least I am not any of you lot.

[Celtic Dragon]

jeremyc said:

Nimby said:

Caruso said:

I was working at my computer when I saw my printer out of the corner of my eye - I was using peripheral vision.

Sorry brother, that joke is non-canon.

Oh come on, it's Oki.

I thought it was Epsonional!

[Morningside]

Celtic Dragon said:

jeremyc said:

Nimby said:

Caruso said:

I was working at my computer when I saw my printer out of the corner of my eye - I was using peripheral vision.

Sorry brother, that joke is non-canon.

Oh come on, it's Oki.

I thought it was Epsonional!

I am still taking amphenol.

[ClockworkCupcake]

blindswelledrat said:

It's quite heartening/uplifting to pop into this thread periodically and remind myself that at least I am not any of you lot.

And yet for all your haughty superiority, you're happy to use a website created by a geek, using protocols invented by geeks, on a device invented by geeks.

What exactly are you contributing with posts like these, BSR? Other than to keep confirming what a humourless tt you are, that is.

[Einion Yrth]

He got you to bite.

[ClockworkCupcake]

Einion Yrth said:

He got you to bite.

[Don]

Vitorio said:

MartG said:

Well that is useless....

Either the Coffee() constructor makes a full cup, in which case the refill is never reached, or it makes an empty cup, in which case you just get an emptu cup, refill, and then dont drink...

Needs a while(Time.isWorkingHours()) loop around the if/else stuff

I'm afraid all that bothered me horribly as well. That and I'm presuming it inherits from a generic base class called Drink(). And does it include a Cup interface that all Drinks must implement to be valid or what?

[blindswelledrat]

ClockworkCupcake said:

blindswelledrat said:

It's quite heartening/uplifting to pop into this thread periodically and remind myself that at least I am not any of you lot.

And yet for all your haughty superiority, you're happy to use a website created by a geek, using protocols invented by geeks, on a device invented by geeks.

What a strange logic. I am happy to eat Big Macs but I am equally glad I am not a Mcdonalds 'chef'

ClockworkCupcake said:

What exactly are you contributing with posts like these, BSR? Other than to keep confirming what a humourless tt you are, that is.

Just a bit of ribbing, that's all. Lighten up.

[glenrobbo]

Can I have MacRibs and a coffee please?

[xRIEx]

blindswelledrat said:

It's quite heartening/uplifting to pop into this thread periodically and remind myself that at least I am not any of you lot.

It's quite heartening for us that it's only periodically.

[K12beano]

xRIEx said:

blindswelledrat said:

It's quite heartening/uplifting to pop into this thread periodically and remind myself that at least I am not any of you lot.

It's quite heartening for us that it's only periodically.

.... and if it's periodic, should we table a motion to....