Geek Jokes

[jeremyc]

K12beano said:

xRIEx said:

blindswelledrat said:

It's quite heartening/uplifting to pop into this thread periodically and remind myself that at least I am not any of you lot.

It's quite heartening for us that it's only periodically.

.... and if it's periodic, should we table a motion to....

.. radicalise?

Edited by jeremyc on Tuesday 4th October 16:28

[blindswelledrat]

xRIEx said:

blindswelledrat said:

It's quite heartening/uplifting to pop into this thread periodically and remind myself that at least I am not any of you lot.

It's quite heartening for us that it's only periodically.

Touche

[MartG]

I've bought myself the new George Formby Antivirus.
It's very good at cleaning Windows.

[Dr Jekyll]

[McAndy]

Dr Jekyll said:

Dark.

[Usget]

MartG said:

I've bought myself the new George Formby Antivirus.
It's very good at cleaning Windows.

My first thought was "Why would a lean, mean, fat reducing grilling machine make a good antivirus?"

[cv01jw]

Dr Jekyll said:

I want that as a Christmas card.

[Fer]

cv01jw said:

Dr Jekyll said:

I want that as a Christmas card.

Me too.

[RobDickinson]

Send here a message on redbubble she can setup a card pretty easy.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/marydoodles/

[PoleDriver]

[SwissJonese]

[tr7v8]

This was off of FB

[RobinOakapple]

SwissJonese said:

That's superb.

[blindswelledrat]

RobinOakapple said:

That's superb.

That's sarcasm.

[RobinOakapple]

blindswelledrat said:

RobinOakapple said:

That's superb.

That's sarcasm.

Not at all, I thought the joke was very funny.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

SwissJonese said:

What do we want...a cure for Tourette's. When do we want it.....

[trixyD]

[ClockworkCupcake]

trixyD said:

"There's no place like localhost"

or

"There's no place like an alias for this computer"

[trixyD]

Yeah yeah, I know. Close enough to make me chuckle though

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Edited by trixyD on Saturday 15th October 09:38

[MartG]