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wst

3,494 posts

160 months

Sunday 23rd October 2016
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simoid

19,772 posts

157 months

Sunday 23rd October 2016
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K12beano said:
PoleDriver said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
MartG said:
Dr Jekyll said:
As the opposing fleets approached each other of Cape Trafalgar, the French admiral was seen to be displaying signal flags. A junior officer studied the flags through a telescope and reported to Nelson. 'He's saying "with water, it is time", what's that all about?'. 'You need to read it in the original French replied Nelson, a l'eau, c'est l'heure.'.
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Can I get a clue?

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wst

3,494 posts

160 months

Sunday 23rd October 2016
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simoid said:
Can I get a clue?

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Allo sailor

thebraketester

14,191 posts

137 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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rolleyes

simoid

19,772 posts

157 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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wst said:
Allo sailor
I got "allo" but sat saying seh loor aloud for longer than I should've without realising!

getmecoat

Dogwatch

6,221 posts

221 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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paperbag

MartG

20,619 posts

203 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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No wonder it’s called BT Infinity when it’s only recommended by 9 out 10,000,000 people.

K12beano

20,854 posts

274 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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hehe

Does that mean 45 people in the country recommend it?

Given my, and people-I-know's experience, that's a surprisingly high number...

SwissJonese

1,393 posts

174 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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MartG said:
No wonder it’s called BT Infinity when it’s only recommended by 9 out 10,000,000 people.
hehe Haha brilliant, sneaky bit of advertisement

MartG

20,619 posts

203 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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K12beano said:
hehe

Does that mean 45 people in the country recommend it?

Given my, and people-I-know's experience, that's a surprisingly high number...
TBH I've had no problems with Infinity itself at all - 2 problems at two houses I've had it at were cable faults which would have affected service from any ISP

K12beano

20,854 posts

274 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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He's got a point...



...admittedly, I have no idea what that point might be hehe


Evangelion

7,636 posts

177 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Has nobody noticed that all wind turbines point towards the south-west which is where the majority of Britain's prevailing winds come from?

ChemicalChaos

10,360 posts

159 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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K12beano said:
He's got a point...



...admittedly, I have no idea what that point might be hehe
The amount of people who've been sharing this today on FB and getting their pro-environmental knickers in a twist without realising its from Viz...

MissChief

7,095 posts

167 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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ChemicalChaos said:
K12beano said:
He's got a point...



...admittedly, I have no idea what that point might be hehe
The amount of people who've been sharing this today on FB and getting their pro-environmental knickers in a twist without realising its from Viz...
Or that most turbines can turn to face into the wind.

McAndy

12,336 posts

176 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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ChemicalChaos said:
The amount of people who've been sharing this today on FB and getting their pro-environmental knickers in a twist without realising its from Viz...
People who fail to check their sources amuse and infuriate me in equal measure.

MartG

20,619 posts

203 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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I've been so busy with all my new inventions I didnt realise how much space I'd been taking up at home - I've really patented myself into a corner

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

260 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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It was raining cats and dogs and I walked into a poodle.

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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MartG said:
I've been so busy with all my new inventions I didnt realise how much space I'd been taking up at home - I've really patented myself into a corner
Sorry to come dissecting, but that joke only works if you mispronounce 'patent'...

Munter

31,319 posts

240 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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schmunk said:
MartG said:
I've been so busy with all my new inventions I didnt realise how much space I'd been taking up at home - I've really patented myself into a corner
Sorry to come dissecting, but that joke only works if you mispronounce 'patent'...
I think that was patently clear to us all.

MartG

20,619 posts

203 months

Thursday 27th October 2016
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schmunk said:
MartG said:
I've been so busy with all my new inventions I didnt realise how much space I'd been taking up at home - I've really patented myself into a corner
Sorry to come dissecting, but that joke only works if you mispronounce 'patent'...
Depends on how you normally pronounce patent in your part of the world

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