Geek Jokes

[S6PNJ]

[McAndy]

Hurrah, I'm a geek!

Because being part of an internet forum demonstrates social skill, right?

[LordGrover]

According to both T and VD I'm a nerd.

[Veeayt]

[Muntu]

[durbster]

Veeayt said:

Is this an advert for the new Macbook Pro?

[Morningside]

durbster said:

Veeayt said:

Is this an advert for the new Macbook Pro?

I thought it was a testbed for the next iPhone headphone socket.

[ClockworkCupcake]

Muntu said:

[MartG]

[slipstream 1985]

Butter Face said:

My wife almost bought this jacket for our daughter, I was like 'no way is she getting assimilated!'

Ahhh, the laughs we (I) had.

I heard you had to wait to buy it as there was a queue

[MartG]

[MartG]

[Higgs boson]

slipstream 1985 said:

Butter Face said:

My wife almost bought this jacket for our daughter, I was like 'no way is she getting assimilated!'

Ahhh, the laughs we (I) had.

I heard you had to wait to buy it as there was a queue

'made me smile.

[GrumpyTwig]

slipstream 1985 said:

Butter Face said:

My wife almost bought this jacket for our daughter, I was like 'no way is she getting assimilated!'

Ahhh, the laughs we (I) had.

I heard you had to wait to buy it as there was a queue

Must be worth it for the excellent Hugh

[Muntu]

Interviewer: Whats your weakness?

"Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"Give me an example?"

"Yes I could"

[MartG]

[MartG]

[louiebaby]

Muntu said:

Interviewer: Whats your weakness?

"Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"Give me an example?"

"Yes I could"

This does sound like me. Actual conversation when handing in my notice:

Boss's boss: "So, you're leaving us."

Me: "That's right."

Him: "Can I ask where you're going?"

Me: "You can."

Him: "Where are you going?"

Me: "I'm not willing to disclose that."

Him: [Steam exits ears.]

[ChemicalChaos]

These puns on car names are absolutely terrible but I can't stop laughing...

https://www.carthrottle.com/post/10-harry-potter-c...

[Alex]

louiebaby said:

This does sound like me. Actual conversation when handing in my notice:

Boss's boss: "So, you're leaving us."

Me: "That's right."

Him: "Can I ask where you're going?"

Me: "You can."

Him: "Where are you going?"

Me: "I'm not willing to disclose that."

Him: [Steam exits ears.]

When I was at school, the teacher asked, "Alex, could you go and see if there is some A4 in the paper cupboard?"
I returned from the other side of the classroom and said, "Yes, there is."