Geek Jokes

[K12beano]

[Nimby]

Alex said:

When I was at school, the teacher asked, "Alex, could you go and see if there is some A4 in the paper cupboard?"
I returned from the other side of the classroom and said, "Yes, there is."

I remember:
Pupil: "Can I go to the toilet?"
Teacher: "You can, but you may not".

[MartG]

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Alex said:

When I was at school, the teacher asked, "Alex, could you go and see if there is some A4 in the paper cupboard?"
I returned from the other side of the classroom and said, "Yes, there is."

Wife: can you go to the shop and buy a pint of milk. If they have eggs, get 6.
Wife: (10mins later) why have you bought 6 pints of milk?
Me: Because they had eggs.

[GrumpyTwig]

ChemicalChaos said:

These puns on car names are absolutely terrible but I can't stop laughing...

https://www.carthrottle.com/post/10-harry-potter-c...

You laughed? at those? mmmm ok.

[Evangelion]

Well I didn't, but then I've never read the books or watched the films.

The space station 'joke' went over my head too.

[xRIEx]

Evangelion said:

The space station 'joke' went over my head too.

Badum tssh.

[kowalski655]

Its a bit American(well it ts NASAA)
Think Cluedo for the UK

[Caruso]

Evangelion said:

Well I didn't, but then I've never read the books or watched the films.

The space station 'joke' went over my head too.

Even if you didn't get the Cluedo link, I laughed at the fact they've got stairs on the schematic.

[Morningside]

Caruso said:

Evangelion said:

Well I didn't, but then I've never read the books or watched the films.

The space station 'joke' went over my head too.

Even if you didn't get the Cluedo link, I laughed at the fact they've got stairs on the schematic.

Oooooh well spotted. I didn't see that.

[Vocal Minority]

MartG said:

As much as I dislike the concept - because for some reason part of society has decided that your value as a human being is now based on whether or not you go to a room with other men and lift heavy stuff for the sake of lifting heavy stuff.....that's funny

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Do you ever appear in the form of water droplets in the morning?
Are you often found on the grass and on windows?
If so, you may be dew condensation.

[spikeyhead]

[MartG]

[anonymous-user]

MartG said:

, very good.

[MartG]

[TwigtheWonderkid]

[Piersman2]

MartG said:

would have been better if Apt Door 1 had been drawn flat on, with no perspective!

[toasty]

AVV EM said:

MartG said:

, very good.

Are they eyebrows? This may be a whoosh moment for me.

[McAndy]

toasty said:

Are they eyebrows? This may be a whoosh moment for me.

An ironic whoosh, too, as they're aerofoils.