Geek Jokes

[StevieBee]

MartG said:

Police are looking for a man who is refusing to update his pdf reader. He is described as mid-thirties, single and has no fixed adobe.

News just in...they've arrested him. Turns out he was a PDF file.

[ChemicalChaos]

MartG said:

"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit

[ClockworkCupcake]

GrumpyTwig said:

I think they're asian elephants in case anyone wondered, I'm not sure if they're easier to compress into a tank but africans weigh a bit more on average than the weights given.

What if you string a coconut between two of them?

[Morningside]

ChemicalChaos said:

MartG said:

"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit

Stop with these bit jokes.

[ajprice]

Morningside said:

ChemicalChaos said:

MartG said:

"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit

Stop with these bit jokes.

If I've told you once, I've told you 1,024 times!

[LivingTheDream]

ajprice said:

Morningside said:

ChemicalChaos said:

MartG said:

"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit

Stop with these bit jokes.

If I've told you once, I've told you 1,024 times!

ajprice said:

Morningside said:

ChemicalChaos said:

MartG said:

"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit

Stop with these bit jokes.

If I've told you once, I've told you 1,024 times!

Need to take 2 bytes at that, did you?

[ajprice]

LivingTheDream said:

Need to take 2 bytes at that, did you?

Phone oddness/sausage fingers with buttons.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I was in a band called 1023mb. We even came close to getting a gig.

[driverrob]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I was in a band called 1023Mb. We even came close to getting a gig.

FTFY

[Einion Yrth]

ChemicalChaos said:

MartG said:

"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit

I was going to spend some time working out a rejoinder involving Hamming codes, but then I realised that few would understand, and none would care.

[PoleDriver]

Einion Yrth said:

I was going to spend some time working out a rejoinder involving Hamming codes, but then I realised that few would understand, and none would care.

And someone would have felt it necessary to correct you!

[catfood12]

Boom. Page 2^8 at last.

[Blue Max]

An lawyer, an accountant and a mathematician went on a bus tour of the Highlands. Somewhere north of Glenshee and enjoying the scenery, they noticed a black sheep in a field.

"Look", said the lawyer. "Scottish sheep are black".
"You are mistaken", said the accountant. "You meant to say that some Scottish sheep are black".
"You are both mistaken" said the mathematician, shaking his head sadly. "You see, there exists in Scotland at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black".

[Morningside]

[MartG]

When an archaeologist shovels snow off his driveway..

[MartG]

[McAndy]

Is that a new MacBook?

[MartG]

[Evangelion]

Very good, but the T in the middle should be as big as the S.

[PoleDriver]