Discussion
apologies, whooooosh
matt9k said:
Another lightbulb gag ... How many PHers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
You missed out the 5 who mention that they use the ones with the gold plated contacts, platinum wire and cut crystal because they give the best performance1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
after all, you either get it or you dont right?
Astacus said:
You missed out the 5 who mention that they use the ones with the gold plated contacts, platinum wire and cut crystal because they give the best performance
And the other 5 who come on to tell them they're talking complete b
ks and being fooled by their own expectations, at least two of whom will also have a tale of having swapped such a light bulb for a normal one when the owner was out of the room and the owner not noticing.
Not a joke as such-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_expansion#Exp...
Expansion in liquids
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http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols...
Take a look at an Arsole.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_expansion#Exp...
Expansion in liquids
{This section requires expansion}
http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols...
Take a look at an Arsole.
Some great ones here
Pigeon said:
Astacus said:
You missed out the 5 who mention that they use the ones with the gold plated contacts, platinum wire and cut crystal because they give the best performance
And the other 5 who come on to tell them they're talking complete bks and being fooled by their own expectations, at least two of whom will also have a tale of having swapped such a light bulb for a normal one when the owner was out of the room and the owner not noticing.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff