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vaud

50,715 posts

156 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Caruso said:
As regards to the naming convention for the new thread, if we're being true to our Geek selves we should come up with our own unique convention agreed by some sort of self appointed technical design authority.
We may need a new thread for that, and debate might be so heated that it may need its own continuation thread before this one does. hehe
If public sector then we need a committee to agree the technical design authority (sorry, multiple committees)

If private sector then who ever shouts the loudest...

Caruso

7,444 posts

257 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Caruso said:
As regards to the naming convention for the new thread, if we're being true to our Geek selves we should come up with our own unique convention agreed by some sort of self appointed technical design authority.
We may need a new thread for that, and debate might be so heated that it may need its own continuation thread before this one does. hehe
Surely with a group of intelligent, like minded individuals with the same outcomes in mind that would never come to pass? wink

Clockwork Cupcake

74,802 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Richyvrlimited said:
10


there are 10 types of people who understand binary, those who do and those who don't.
Volume 10 works for me, followed by Volume 11, followed by Volume 100

Either that or Volume 0x02, 0x03, etc.

Frankly using hexadecimal with the 0x prefix would be less confusing for casual readers.

deckster

9,630 posts

256 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Frankly using hexadecimal with the 0x prefix would be less confusing for casual readers.
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I thought confusing casual readers was the whole point.

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Clockwork Cupcake

74,802 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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deckster said:
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I thought confusing casual readers was the whole point.

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LOL. I meant it strikes a good balance between being geeky and not having to constantly explain it. smile

Caruso

7,444 posts

257 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
deckster said:
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I thought confusing casual readers was the whole point.

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LOL. I meant it strikes a good balance between being geeky and not having to constantly explain it. smile
I thought having to constantly explain it was the point? That's surely the mark of "good" design.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,802 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Caruso said:
thought having to constantly explain it was the point? That's surely the mark of "good" design.
I rather get the feeling it would get old really fast.

As I said, I think hex strikes a nice balance but I'm happy to go with the consensus.


McAndy

12,553 posts

178 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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deckster said:
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I thought confusing casual readers was the whole point.

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Heeeeey...no fair! frown

havoc

30,164 posts

236 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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Hex does strike a nice balance, but as someone else said, it'll take years for us to get to the point of the joke being obvious.

...binary is both simpler, quicker and still amusing...and we'll get to Volume 100 far quicker than the SC Joke thread! biggrin

droopsnoot

12,028 posts

243 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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I feel that good old Octal is being unfairly overlooked in this discussion. After all, you can prefix it with "O" so that no-one is sure whether you mean Octal or Hexadecimal and have used a letter instead of a number and left out the little x.

Flibble

6,476 posts

182 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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droopsnoot said:
I feel that good old Octal is being unfairly overlooked in this discussion. After all, you can prefix it with "O" so that no-one is sure whether you mean Octal or Hexadecimal and have used a letter instead of a number and left out the little x.
I like octal specified with a leading zero. So 10 = 10 but 010 = 8. hehe

strudel

5,888 posts

228 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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You can't just decide on a new naming convention. It needs to get through architectural review, security review and conform to the documentation standard, which will change dramatically halfway through you writing it.

Obviously this will be painful so I can offer you a team of 10 for a mere 1500/day each who will help introduce several layers of unnecessary security and you won't be able to get anything achieved in a meaningful timeframe.

Until then you need to stay on volume 1. I don't care if we exceed the standard thread limit, it causes unnecessary load on the servers and PH grinds to a halt. I estimate this to take 12 months, with a possible extension to 2 years.

I also don't care if a few of you lose interest in the project and create new startup threads that outperform this one in 6 months, process must be followed.

MartG

20,708 posts

205 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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AW111

9,674 posts

134 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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strudel said:
You can't just decide on a new naming convention. It needs to get through architectural review, security review and conform to the documentation standard, which will change dramatically halfway through you writing it.

Obviously this will be painful so I can offer you a team of 10 for a mere 1500/day each who will help introduce several layers of unnecessary security and you won't be able to get anything achieved in a meaningful timeframe.

Until then you need to stay on volume 1. I don't care if we exceed the standard thread limit, it causes unnecessary load on the servers and PH grinds to a halt. I estimate this to take 12 months, with a possible extension to 2 years.

I also don't care if a few of you lose interest in the project and create new startup threads that outperform this one in 6 months, process must be followed.
Clearly we will end up forking the thread, so volumes 10, 2, and II will run in parallel, and we can all join our fork of choice and flame the other clearly inferior threads.

There's a project which I can't remember the name, which had releases numbered
3
3.1
3.14
3.141
etc.

I'd like to see volumes
2
2.7
2.71
2.718

But it would take years to be obvious.


A quicker series would be
1.4
1.41
1.414

Let's form a standards committee!

Mammasaid

3,891 posts

98 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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AW111 said:
Clearly we will end up forking the thread, so volumes 10, 2, and II will run in parallel, and we can all join our fork of choice and flame the other clearly inferior threads.

There's a project which I can't remember the name, which had releases numbered
3
3.1
3.14
3.141
etc.
AKA the Lancashire versioning

AW111 said:
I'd like to see volumes
2
2.7
2.71
2.718

But it would take years to be obvious.
Obviously the Yorkshire versioning.

AW111 said:
A quicker series would be
1.4
1.41
1.414
Which would be the root of F*** all.

AW111 said:
Let's form a standards committee!
Yippee



FA57REN

1,023 posts

56 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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MartG said:
To sell all that is sellable and return that revenue to the Creator

e-honda

8,954 posts

147 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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MartG said:
But that i is clearly white, the key is black

Ash_

5,929 posts

191 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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MartG said:
OK, in amongst the amusing thread numbering discussion, can someone explain this one please....I don't get it. getmecoat

RizzoTheRat

25,222 posts

193 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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Total Recall


r44flyer

462 posts

217 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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Total Recall, I presume?

Edit: beaten!
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