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kowalski655

14,658 posts

144 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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Caruso said:
urely with a group of intelligent, like minded individuals with the same outcomes in mind that would never come to pass? wink
Where do we find them then?

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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Are there no real geeks here ? Surely the thread numbering should follow base 13, so that the answer to life, the universe and everything really is 6x9.

tribbles

3,980 posts

223 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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It's taken us ~10 years to get to the end of volume 1. In order for numbering in base 13 or hexadecimal to become apparent, it'll take us another 90 years.

Let's stick with binary...

Clockwork Cupcake

74,625 posts

273 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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That's Numberwang!

(Incidentally, 0X02 is immediately recognisable as hexadecimal)


Edited by Clockwork Cupcake on Thursday 21st October 18:44

tribbles

3,980 posts

223 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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We could keep it at one.

Because there can be only one...

ETA: I had considered that. Also 0b00000010 (unless you want more bits!)

Clockwork Cupcake

74,625 posts

273 months

Thursday 21st October 2021
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tribbles said:
ETA: I had considered that. Also 0b00000010 (unless you want more bits!)
Oh, I'm good with that! Yes, we should go with that. thumbup

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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e-honda said:
MartG said:
But that i is clearly white, the key is black
How stupid does IT guy feel now?
Next time he’ll have to change every key except the i.

tribbles

3,980 posts

223 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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Or we could use volume 5.

But never 1, 2 or 3.

jet_noise

5,659 posts

183 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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Metal Guru said:
e-honda said:
MartG said:
But that i is clearly white, the key is black
How stupid does IT guy feel now?
Next time he’ll have to change every key except the i.
O/T slightly...
...arrived at my last job, brief induction - fire exits, stationary cupboard, tea etc then IS attended with laptop. It has a missing key, I forget which one. I said I would have brought my own key if I had known, should I order one from RS and other michael takes. He took it well.

It was a temporary spare until a new one (laptop not replacement key!) arrived.
It lightened the day.

/as you were

TheInternet

4,725 posts

164 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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jet_noise said:
O/T slightly...
...arrived at my last job, brief induction - fire exits, stationary cupboard, tea etc then IS attended with laptop.
Crikey, where were you working?


e-honda

8,926 posts

147 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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jet_noise said:
O/T slightly...
...arrived at my last job, brief induction - fire exits, stationary cupboard, tea etc then IS attended with laptop. It has a missing key, I forget which one. I said I would have brought my own key if I had known, should I order one from RS and other michael takes. He took it well.

It was a temporary spare until a new one (laptop not replacement key!) arrived.
It lightened the day.

/as you were
I feel like the missing detail of this story was it was the R key or the S key then it has a joke in it, otherwise it's a Grampa Simpson rambling story that doesn't go anywhere.

At the time the fire exit signs were white with red writing, unlike the modern ones that are usually green with white writing, oh and the fonts where different too, I forget what font, but anyway the stationary cupboard, there were the red swingline staplers....

Flibble

6,476 posts

182 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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e-honda said:
I feel like the missing detail of this story was it was the R key or the S key then it has a joke in it, otherwise it's a Grampa Simpson rambling story that doesn't go anywhere.

At the time the fire exit signs were white with red writing, unlike the modern ones that are usually green with white writing, oh and the fonts where different too, I forget what font, but anyway the stationary cupboard, there were the red swingline staplers....
And we tied an onion to our belts, as was the style at the time.

tvrolet

4,283 posts

283 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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jet_noise said:
O/T slightly...
...arrived at my last job, brief induction - fire exits, stationary cupboard, tea etc then IS attended with laptop. It has a missing key, I forget which one. I said I would have brought my own key if I had known, should I order one from RS and other michael takes. He took it well.

It was a temporary spare until a new one (laptop not replacement key!) arrived.
It lightened the day.

/as you were
Trying to tie-in the old Confucius joke
Confucius say, man who lose key to girlfriend's flat get no nookey
...but failing miserably.

Did you get [a] new key BTW?

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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jet_noise said:
O/T slightly...
...arrived at my last job, brief induction - fire exits, stationary cupboard, tea etc then IS attended with laptop. It has a missing key, I forget which one. I said I would have brought my own key if I had known, should I order one from RS and other michael takes. He took it well.

It was a temporary spare until a new one (laptop not replacement key!) arrived.
It lightened the day.

/as you were
Did they keep special stuff in the stationary cupboard that could not be kept in a moving one ?

Fer

7,710 posts

281 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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jet_noise said:
O/T slightly...
...arrived at my last job, brief induction - fire exits, stationary cupboard, tea etc then IS attended with laptop. It has a missing key, I forget which one. I said I would have brought my own key if I had known, should I order one from RS and other michael takes. He took it well.

It was a temporary spare until a new one (laptop not replacement key!) arrived.
It lightened the day.

/as you were
I hope you didn't lose CTRL, or maybe there was no ESC?

illmonkey

18,218 posts

199 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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MartG

20,696 posts

205 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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Mammasaid

3,877 posts

98 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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MartG said:
After 20 months of WFH, I've got plenty of those for myself....biggrin

vetrof

2,488 posts

174 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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Flibble said:
And we tied an onion to our belts, as was the style at the time.
One of my all-time favourite Simpson's lines.





jet_noise

5,659 posts

183 months

Friday 22nd October 2021
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That anecdote went well biggrin

The picture is uncannily unlike me or the workplace. It was TRW in 2012.

Irritatingly I can't recall which key was AWOL. It was a letter but that's it. Perhaps hypnosis will work?

Yes I did get a new key.
A whole set in fact.
Attached to the new laptop I suggested was incoming smile

The special stuff was kept in the moving cupboard (arse, I say ary, you say ery, let's call the whole thing off).

I seem to be becoming Frank7 in my anecdotage. Although I have never driven a cab.
Have I had my tea yet?



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