Saw my first shirtless chav of the year today!

Saw my first shirtless chav of the year today!

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Jazoli

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9,102 posts

251 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Never mind tit monday, what is it with bloody chavs and taking their shirts off the minute the sun comes out, it was a balmy 10 degrees this afternoon, and what do I spot walking along Morecambe promenade, yes a skinny runt with his shirt tied around his waist with obligatory dog on a rope.

You should be allowed to shoot them shoot

PAUL. S

2,635 posts

247 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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laugh why are they always scrawny and lilly white as well.

steviejasp

1,646 posts

166 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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fk me, he gets about!
I saw him on Friday getting on a bus just outside of Brighton.

tucks

558 posts

165 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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we get 100s in our little seaside town. espcially today outside the local as they sit 20 to a bench. one stood in front of me into the way in my local once. staffy in tow. randomly my misses, who is a vet, announced "i cut your dogs balls off last week".
genuine confusion on burberrys face as he tried to work out the strangest insult he had ever heard.

iphonedyou

9,255 posts

158 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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tucks said:
we get 100s in our little seaside town. espcially today outside the local as they sit 20 to a bench. one stood in front of me into the way in my local once. staffy in tow. randomly my misses, who is a vet, announced "i cut your dogs balls off last week".
genuine confusion on burberrys face as he tried to work out the strangest insult he had ever heard.
This is brilliant.

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Baz Tench

5,648 posts

191 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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There's a clip on YT of a shirtless chav openly intimidating some guy on his own doorstep. Chav is showing off in front of all his mates whilst the householder just calmly stands his ground under much provocation.

Needless to say the guy eventually snaps and calmly punches said chav squarely on the chin leaving him reeling.

They are fun to watch... biggrin

I won't post it but it's called something like 'chav gets owned by ex para' or something like that...

ManOpener

12,467 posts

170 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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iphonedyou said:
tucks said:
we get 100s in our little seaside town. espcially today outside the local as they sit 20 to a bench. one stood in front of me into the way in my local once. staffy in tow. randomly my misses, who is a vet, announced "i cut your dogs balls off last week".
genuine confusion on burberrys face as he tried to work out the strangest insult he had ever heard.
This is brilliant.

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Tucks, you know owe me a fresh pint of ale that doesn't have my mucus sprayed in it.
That made me laugh out load, that did.

RobM77

35,349 posts

235 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Jazoli said:
You should be allowed to shoot them shoot
Better than shooting rabbits or pheasants, fewer people would complain biggrin

Jazoli

Original Poster:

9,102 posts

251 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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RobM77 said:
Jazoli said:
You should be allowed to shoot them shoot
Better than shooting rabbits or pheasants, fewer people would complain biggrin
I think a bag limit of 10 a day would be entirely fair biggrin

carlove

7,571 posts

168 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Was at a petrol station today and a white Transit van pulls up at the pump next to me, the driver gets out and I almost vomit when I saw it was a huge fat man with no shirt on.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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So, ttMonday then?

Faust66

2,037 posts

166 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Baz Tench said:
There's a clip on YT of a shirtless chav openly intimidating some guy on his own doorstep. Chav is showing off in front of all his mates whilst the householder just calmly stands his ground under much provocation.

Needless to say the guy eventually snaps and calmly punches said chav squarely on the chin leaving him reeling.

They are fun to watch... biggrin

I won't post it but it's called something like 'chav gets owned by ex para' or something like that...
This the one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK-H6Ll6Z8c

One of my favourite youtube clips - the chav-puncher is a damn hero!

powwerr

1,978 posts

173 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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carlove said:
Was at a petrol station today and a white Transit van pulls up at the pump next to me, the driver gets out and I almost vomit when I saw it was a huge fat man with no shirt on.
Gypsy much?

xe mini

533 posts

160 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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He shows some restraint there, I would have snapped alot sooner and not following up whilst the hardman chav is on the floor is commendable. 10 out of 10.

Faust66

2,037 posts

166 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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xe mini said:
He shows some restraint there, I would have snapped alot sooner and not following up whilst the hardman chav is on the floor is commendable. 10 out of 10.
Totally agree - there's no way I'd have taken that much st.

Best bit? When the chav's little mate politely closes the garden gate... makes me rofl

vetteheadracer

8,271 posts

254 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Saw one today between Redhill and Reigate with his shirt off and thought it's a bit parky for that. I guess no sense no feeling.

ali_kat

31,992 posts

222 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Famous Graham said:
So, ttMonday then?
hehe

carlove

7,571 posts

168 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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powwerr said:
carlove said:
Was at a petrol station today and a white Transit van pulls up at the pump next to me, the driver gets out and I almost vomit when I saw it was a huge fat man with no shirt on.
Gypsy much?
I think it might just have been.

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

204 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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I saw a couple of them today, these ones had the obligatory hands down the front of their tracky bottoms looking for their macaroni.

ttS

kentmotorcompany

2,471 posts

211 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Sometimes on a hot day, I take my shirt off if I'm outside working like cutting the grass, or cleaning a car. Does this make me a chav?