Saw my first shirtless chav of the year today!

Saw my first shirtless chav of the year today!

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Otter Smacker

6,524 posts

195 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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kentmotorcompany said:
Cutting the grass
Depends on the type.

kentmotorcompany said:
Cleaning a car
What like trying to clean off all the incriminating evidence that would relate that of yourself to the stolen vehicle?


scratchchin


To be honest Kent, I don't think you're a Chav. I think you would be crap at it anyway as you only mentioned "Sometimes" at the beginning of your post. hehe

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

191 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Faust66 said:
This the one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK-H6Ll6Z8c

One of my favourite youtube clips - the chav-puncher is a damn hero!
Yep that's the one. Here is the guy in question (the innocent one) being interviewed afterwards...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zWrFk6F6Nc

It was going so well until the brick sh*thouse comment. Oh well, guess he's not used to this kind of attention. smile

g3org3y

20,639 posts

192 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Urban Sports said:
I saw a couple of them today, these ones had the obligatory hands down the front of their tracky bottoms looking for their macaroni.

ttS
Noticed that also, wtf is that about?

JungleJim

2,336 posts

213 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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kentmotorcompany said:
Sometimes on a hot day, I take my shirt off if I'm outside working like cutting the grass, or cleaning a car. Does this make me a chav?
Absolutely it does.

RichB

51,597 posts

285 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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kentmotorcompany said:
Sometimes on a hot day, I take my shirt off if I'm outside working like cutting the grass, or cleaning a car. Does this make me a chav?
If one must I'd suggest just a light-weight tropical suit for cutting the grass but obviously one's valet should clean the car.

Jazoli

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9,102 posts

251 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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kentmotorcompany said:
Sometimes on a hot day, I take my shirt off if I'm outside working like cutting the grass, or cleaning a car. Does this make me a chav?
I don't think there's anything wrong with that at all, but wandering around town and stuff I think blokes should keep their tops on, women however can wear as little as they want!

dvance

605 posts

169 months

Monday 28th March 2011
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Isn't that against the law -- kinda like indecent exposure esp. if they've got their hands down their pants?

Special K

893 posts

160 months

98elise

26,644 posts

162 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Its funny when you see them in cars.....you can't tell if they are just shirtless or naked.....doesn't look gay at all smile

Vieste

10,532 posts

161 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Nice one Special K not seen that one before laugh

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

176 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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You guys are way out of line, you do know they do this to save on washing, as when its warm, they might sweat on the shirt too much meaning they cant wear it for 3 days in a row like normal.....biggrin

And why is it only the chave blokes and never the chave girls....or do they all look the same with there shirts off?

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

204 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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PAUL. S said:
laugh why are they always scrawny and lilly white as well.
Until the get in the sun, then they turn bright red.

killsta

1,730 posts

229 months

Tuesday 29th March 2011
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Buggles said:
It's even worse when they are inside. There was one at the garage the other day, who I had the misfortune of standing behind while he payed for his petrol.
Strange.