The Cyanide & Happiness appreciation thread

The Cyanide & Happiness appreciation thread

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Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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That is one of my favourites, along with:


McAndy

12,541 posts

178 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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And:


Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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LandR said:
Jezzerh said:
Wow.





Edited by Jezzerh on Saturday 16th January 16:06
rofl
rofl

Well worth another.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Munter said:
Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.
Wow, aren't you a barrel of laughs?

Some Gump

12,720 posts

187 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Munter said:
Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.
I bet you're fun at a house party.

"Close the bloody fridge door, you'll let all the cold out".

JontyR

1,915 posts

168 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Some Gump said:
Munter said:
Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.
I bet you're fun at a house party.

"Close the bloody fridge door, you'll let all the cold out".
Technically that is correct....so not sure if you were trying to be funny???

The often misquote is shut the front door you are letting the heat out wink

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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JontyR said:
Some Gump said:
Munter said:
Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.
I bet you're fun at a house party.

"Close the bloody fridge door, you'll let all the cold out".
Technically that is correct....so not sure if you were trying to be funny???

The often misquote is shut the front door you are letting the heat out wink
Technically it isn't wink

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

ClockworkCupcake

74,789 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Axionknight said:
Wow, aren't you a barrel of laughs?
He's funnier than you are. smile

glenrobbo

35,365 posts

151 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
Axionknight said:
Wow, aren't you a barrel of laughs?
He's funnier than you are. smile

We are not amused frown

JustinF

6,795 posts

204 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Munter said:
Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.
so the hotter stuff goes up while the cooler stuff goes down right? wink

rohrl

8,749 posts

146 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Munter said:
Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.

shakotan

10,716 posts

197 months

Thursday 21st January 2016
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ZOLLAR said:
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
The less wordy version I use.

"Jokes are like kittens, once you dissect them they stop working".

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Thursday 21st January 2016
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shakotan said:
ZOLLAR said:
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
The less wordy version I use.

"Jokes are like kittens, once you dissect them they stop working".
Yeah that's the one I usually use (for the life of me couldn't remember the exact words for some reason) so I just googled the equivalent.
I first saw yours on PH so I may well have you to thank for the numerous times I've used it (that also shows my jokes are crap hehe )

Jinx

11,403 posts

261 months

Thursday 21st January 2016
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Munter said:
Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.
Given that the temperature of hell is around the 444.6°C mark*

I suspect any level of hell is pretty unpleasant temperature wise.
Bible said:
Revelations 21:8: But the fearful and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone."
A lake of molten brimstone [sulfur] means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, which is 444.6°C. (Above that point, it would be a vapor, not a lake.)

Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Thursday 21st January 2016
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JustinF said:
Munter said:
Err point of order. Heat doesn't rise. Heat might cause a density change in the portion of the fluid that's been heated, gravity will then take care of the rest, essentially "pulling" the denser fluid to the bottom, and thus the less dense fluid is forced to the top.

As such dense matter always sinks. Thus he should go down to level 7.
so the hotter stuff goes up while the cooler stuff goes down right? wink
Yes. But that wasn't the cartoon, and also it wouldn't enable the joke about the chap being dense and therefore going to the bottom, to work.

But like they say. Jokes are like Kittens...

Don1

15,956 posts

209 months

Thursday 21st January 2016
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Munter said:
Yes. But that wasn't the cartoon, and also it wouldn't enable the joke about the chap being dense and therefore going to the bottom, to work.

But like they say. Jokes are like Kittens...
They make a mess when you drown them? confused

Pommygranite

14,273 posts

217 months

Thursday 21st January 2016
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Don1 said:
Munter said:
Yes. But that wasn't the cartoon, and also it wouldn't enable the joke about the chap being dense and therefore going to the bottom, to work.

But like they say. Jokes are like Kittens...
They make a mess when you drown them? confused
If you execute a joke well everyone laughs, not so much if it's a kitten?

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Thursday 21st January 2016
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Pommygranite said:
Don1 said:
Munter said:
Yes. But that wasn't the cartoon, and also it wouldn't enable the joke about the chap being dense and therefore going to the bottom, to work.

But like they say. Jokes are like Kittens...
They make a mess when you drown them? confused
If you execute a joke well everyone laughs, not so much if it's a kitten?
Every time I masturbate to a joke, it dies.

For some reason it really puts the joke teller off.