Taxi on my lawn

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Greeny

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259 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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My first thought, how did that get there.


the other side of the fence is a big ditch, then a field, the road is some distance away

left the road here, sump broken already as the oil on the hedge

nice tyres

time for the driver to make a few calls

Then these guys turn up

did a bit of this

then this turned up




then it was gone.

How he could hit a tree stump hard enough to smash the sump, go through the hedge across the field over a steep rise in the field and still have enough momentum to clear the ditch, smash through the fence a stop not to far from my house was way beyond the comprehesion of us all, ( along with why the police decided not to prosecute for the tyres)


Edited by Greeny on Saturday 2nd April 22:13

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

183 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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he must have been going it some. Holy st!!

fergywales

1,624 posts

194 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Like the F1 tyres circa 2009 hehe

Hippycake

7,808 posts

173 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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thank god he didnt hit those two trevors! those tyres are criminal too. Main thing is nobody was hurt.

Dogwatch

6,229 posts

222 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Should have updated his SatNav......

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

217 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Greeny said:
nice tyres
Nice to see cabbies using up all the stocks of the old grooved F1 tyres rolleyes

wades

105 posts

178 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Now this is what I call a crash test! Never mind Mondeos...an old Pug with bald tyres is what you want!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Is that the driver and passenger in the first pic?

-crookedtail-

1,563 posts

190 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Effin ell fire!! yikes

Greeny

Original Poster:

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259 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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V8mate said:
Is that the driver and passenger in the first pic?
They were 2 'friends'

eldar

21,753 posts

196 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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The lawn looks a bit roughsmile

Nice TVR though...

Laurel Green

30,780 posts

232 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Have heard of ditch-finders but, ditch-skippers?

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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I like the chav-trews and trainer combo.

NICE yes

Greeny

Original Poster:

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259 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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anonymous said:
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In the summer, thats exactly where the barbecues take place, the breath test was negative.

MX5guy

22,171 posts

201 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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I can only assume he kept his foot on the pedel after the initial off-road experience? Thank goodness he didn't hit anyone or anything important!

RobFerrari

793 posts

204 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Blimey he must have been going at a pace!!

fergywales said:
Like the F1 tyres circa 2009 hehe
laugh

cal72

7,839 posts

170 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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OP you really need to put up some stop signs in the garden.
tut tut.. hehe Could have caused a major accident.


TRUENOSAM

763 posts

170 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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I would have had a few choice words to the driver about the damage to your fence and garden.

Bloody minicabs are a death trap. The other day I got in one (again a 406) and I asked him why he was doing 20mph over the limit in the rain whilst the message centre said "Assited braking system malfunction" To his response "yer its only a sensor" mad

davepoth

29,395 posts

199 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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MX5guy said:
I can only assume he kept his foot on the pedel after the initial off-road experience? Thank goodness he didn't hit anyone or anything important!
With those tyres even with the brake pedal to the floor I don't think there was anything to be done. Maybe there was a problem before he went through the hedge, but he must have been going damn fast to get that far off road.

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

198 months

Saturday 2nd April 2011
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Christ. Glad no-one was hurt.