Wrestling fancy dress. Help.

[mybrainhurts]

[MilleniumFalcon]

Pop into town, pair of blue shorts, swing by B&Q, job done.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan FTW!!

[FamilyDub]

MilleniumFalcon said:

Pop into town, pair of blue shorts, swing by B&Q, job done.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan FTW!!

That's ^^ not 'fancy dress' where I live. 'Dress' they call it.

Fat Suit + Afro Wig = Andre the Giant

Cheap Elvis outfit + inflatable guitar = Honky Tonk Man

Grannies Draft (sp?) excluder + leather jacket = Jake the Snake...

Try and think of more..

[Don1]

I forgot to say with the 'Doink' costume, you'll a sure-fire hit with the girls. They love scary clown costumes, they'll be dripping like a broken fridge.

[snakeswitht1ts]

Thanks for the suggestions. Think I have figured out what I'll be doing. Will keep it under my hat for now and post up a pic when the time comes.

If anyone is out in Newcastle next Saturday, feel free to come buy the wrestlers a beer...

[snakeswitht1ts]

Don1 said:

I forgot to say with the 'Doink' costume, you'll a sure-fire hit with the girls. They love scary clown costumes, they'll be dripping like a broken fridge.

Dripping like a broken fridge... like it!

Permission to use it please?!

[Don1]

Granted, but use it wisely!

[MilleniumFalcon]

FamilyDub said:

MilleniumFalcon said:

Pop into town, pair of blue shorts, swing by B&Q, job done.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan FTW!!

That's ^^ not 'fancy dress' where I live. 'Dress' they call it.

Fat Suit + Afro Wig = Andre the Giant

Cheap Elvis outfit + inflatable guitar = Honky Tonk Man

Grannies Draft (sp?) excluder + leather jacket = Jake the Snake...

Try and think of more..

If people walk around your manor stripped to the waist, brandishing lengths of two by four, i'd seriously think about moving....

[Black can man]

This could be easy to do & you would probably be the only Paul Bearer there


& btw please please post some of the party pics

[Zwoelf]

snakeswitht1ts said:

It needs to be something fairly easy and cheap to put together.

Easy, Irwin R Schyster:

[Beefmeister]

Unless you have an impressive (read: muscular) physique, steer clear of the Hogan/Ultimate Warrior type outfits as you'll just look weedy. Cover up outfits will work best, especially if you don't want 40yr old single mums grabbing your cock all night.

Trust me, i've been there, and it isn't pleasant.

[Matt_N]

My mate dressed up as the Ultimate Warrior a few years ago, he's 5'8 and about 10 stone, it was not a good look!

How about the Undertaker - black shirt with arms ripped off, black trousers, black boots and a hat.

Jake the Snake - get a cuddly snake from a toy shop, the girls will love being asked if they want to touch your snake too.

Honky Tonk man - get a guitar and Elvis like jump suit

Hacksaw Jim Duggen - 2x4 bit of timber (best to go for a foam one), some jeans and a denim / checked shirt

Macho man randy savage - lairy trousers and a tassled top

[ZOLLAR]

Beefmeister said:

Unless you have an impressive (read: muscular) physique, steer clear of the Hogan/Ultimate Warrior type outfits as you'll just look weedy. Cover up outfits will work best, especially if you don't want 40yr old single mums grabbing your cock all night.

Trust me, i've been there, and it isn't pleasant.

Looking weedy or the cock grabbing?

[Matt_N]

You did used to be able to buy the Legion of Doom shoulder pads, maybe they were kids ones though.

Might be worth an ebay trawl.

Also get a championship belt if you havent already.

Old boxing boots work well for wrestler's boots too.

[AlVal]

shirley crabtree, a.k.a. big daddy , even funnier if you're skinny/weedy

[ZOLLAR]

AlVal said:

shirley crabtree, a.k.a. big daddy

Is he about to rape that guy on the floor?

[Tyre Smoke]

I'm not sure what I'm disturbed by more, the fact that this is Pistonheads and there is an unhealthy knowledge of WWE or the pictures that are being posted.

[AlVal]

ZOLLAR said:

Is he about to rape that guy on the floor?

the display of fist is indeed worrying

[ZOLLAR]

What about Dude Love

[Beefmeister]

ZOLLAR said:

Looking weedy or the cock grabbing?

Cock grabbing, which was really unpleasant as I was in Leeds. 40-50yr old fat women with teeth missing who've had nowt up 'em for 20 years are truly frightening.

I'm going to have nightmares again now just thinking about it.