Being fat makes you stupid. It's a fact...

Being fat makes you stupid. It's a fact...

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mcelliott

8,667 posts

181 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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It's always nice to have a lively debate! I think there's been more than enough mockery on this thread already so I won't add to it, but have you noticed how fat people never lose at see saw?

On a serious note though, I had a well proportioned friend at work a few years ago who told me he could easily get through a whole marathon in his dinner hour, followed by a boost, topic and mars bar...smile

Lost_BMW

12,955 posts

176 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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Well, I guess he needed the calories from the chocolate to replace those burned in the marathon. Did he have a long lunch break or is he just bloody fast?

MacGee

2,513 posts

230 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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Marathon....,.,.....snickers!!!

Lost_BMW

12,955 posts

176 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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MacGee said:
Marathon....,.,.....snickers!!!
F Me - he ran in hisnickers?

mcelliott

8,667 posts

181 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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Jeez I thought I was going to have to give the big man a multicoloured bird then for a minute! smile

Lost_BMW

12,955 posts

176 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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I really hope you didn't think I was serious!

PunsRus Tm

Pvapour

8,981 posts

253 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Colonial

13,553 posts

205 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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Jeeze.

You sound just like a personal trainer I used to have.

He dropped dead of a heart attack at 37.

Maxymillion

488 posts

224 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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mattikake is a professional copy and paster on PH. He loves using lots of long, technical terms with regards to health and fitness, but he doesnt actually know what any of them mean or how to apply the theories in real life. Sure, he'll tell you he has lots of letters after his name, but thats where it all ends I'm afraid.

The posts he comes out with reek of arrogance, but as someone suggested earlier, he makes it all better by putting a winking smiley at the end of every pompous, bull-st ridden paragraph.

I pity his paying clients.


mattikake

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5,057 posts

199 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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Oh dear, we got a live one.

R300will

3,799 posts

151 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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mattikake said:
I've always said fat people are stupid since I was a kid. Seems I was right again... er, sorry, I mean being perceptive. wink
Tbh that OP does make you sound like one hell of a douche.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

232 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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Ordinary_Chap said:


Ironic for a person who thinks that its funny to talk in pictures.

Colonial

13,553 posts

205 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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blindswelledrat said:
Ironic for a person who thinks that its funny to talk in pictures.
Is your meme spider sense working overtime or what?

Ordinary_Chap

7,520 posts

243 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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blindswelledrat said:
Ordinary_Chap said:


Ironic for a person who thinks that its funny to talk in pictures.
I don't think you thought that through because it makes zero sense.

rolleyes