The most pain you've experienced in your life?

The most pain you've experienced in your life?

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MattMF1

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238 posts

156 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Just out a interest, think back could be a long time ago or yesterday, whats the most pain you've experienced and how did it happen?

Matt

MissChief

7,117 posts

169 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Not me personally but a story my dad told me about one of his Army friends who dislocated his hip after falling a bit too far from a helicopter and somehow they managed to trap a testicle when they tried to put it back in. Makes me feel ill just thinking about it.

LiamB

7,941 posts

144 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Either of these;

1: Falling off of a high table, on to a stair gate ribs first. Resulted in not being able to breath, and plenty of cracked ribs.

2: Jumping off of a MX bike mid air as I was very nose down. Wouldn't have ended well if I jumped off. So I stayed on, and broke an Ankle and a Foot.

Monkeylegend

26,467 posts

232 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Mine involved my trouser fly zipper...............

bertieg

603 posts

142 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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jumping off my bmx mid air a few years back. landed with my leg straight and bent my knee backwards. totally ruptured ACL and torn cartilidge. i have a very high pain threshold, but that left me unable to breathe it hurt so much

BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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You know those X-rays where you think "nasty break". Ever seen one with 4" of femur completely missing? That stung a bit...

hyperblue

2,802 posts

181 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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BliarOut said:
You know those X-rays where you think "nasty break". Ever seen one with 4" of femur completely missing? That stung a bit...
How did you do that? eek

BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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hyperblue said:
BliarOut said:
You know those X-rays where you think "nasty break". Ever seen one with 4" of femur completely missing? That stung a bit...
How did you do that? eek
Went knee first into a car on an old 650 triumph. It just kinda exploded...

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

199 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Bare foot + lego brick. /thread.

Dusty964

6,923 posts

191 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Being on fire.

EvoDelta

8,221 posts

191 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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rhinochopig said:
Bare foot + lego brick. /thread.
This.

Or an electrical plug.

Notshortnottall

596 posts

185 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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After shattering my arm in various places and having plates / screws and other bits and bobs inserted, waking up to the realisation that the plaster cast had been put on (from wrist to shoulder) without allowing for any swelling - and boy did it swell.

No one dared touch it in case they affected the stitched wound inside, insisting they had to wait for someone with those funny saws for cutting plaster casts off with. Cue me zig-zagging round on a morphine comedown in excruciating agony. Never, ever felt anything like it before or after.

It actually sent me into a state of delerium causing me to run out of the ward I was on (in just my gown with my arse hanging out) and off into the hospital grounds. I was found some minutes later in the xray department having passed out through the pain.


Ki3r

7,827 posts

160 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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rhinochopig said:
Bare foot + lego brick. /thread.
Plug hurts more.

For me it was when I had some kind of kidney infection, was pissing blood, no idea why it stang so much, but my god.

theironduke

6,995 posts

189 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Dislocated Patela (kneecap) whinced a bit.

Being screwed over by a SWT, but thats a different kind i guess.

EvoDelta

8,221 posts

191 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Notshortnottall said:
After shattering my arm in various places and having plates / screws and other bits and bobs inserted, waking up to the realisation that the plaster cast had been put on (from wrist to shoulder) without allowing for any swelling - and boy did it swell.

No one dared touch it in case they affected the stitched wound inside, insisting they had to wait for someone with those funny saws for cutting plaster casts off with. Cue me zig-zagging round on a morphine comedown in excruciating agony. Never, ever felt anything like it before or after.

It actually sent me into a state of delerium causing me to run out of the ward I was on (in just my gown with my arse hanging out) and off into the hospital grounds. I was found some minutes later in the xray department having passed out through the pain.
I can imagine that stung a bit too.

magooagain

10,012 posts

171 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Falling backwards down a flight of stairs and landing backwards onto a corner of a wooden chest. Two snapped ribs and a blackout with pain,morphine was my friend that night.

Stig

11,818 posts

285 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Trials practice in Jan this year. Came off a rock step badly, landed on a slope - lower leg tried to go down and outwards.

Cue big 'crack' from knee and excruciating pain. Torn meniscus (got lucky). Only time in my life (thankfully) where I've felt light headed from the pain. Then the challenge was getting out from the bottom of the quarry, loading bike onto car rack and driving home!

Knee almost back to normal after 8 months - save for the constant clicking when I walk frown

hyperblue

2,802 posts

181 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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EvoDelta said:
rhinochopig said:
Bare foot + lego brick. /thread.
This.

Or an electrical plug.
Jumped off a bed onto a good old British 3 pin plug. The sole of my foot ended up looking like a socket. Very painful.

Also fractured my skull, sounds horrific, but didn't actually hurt.

Jimmy No Hands

5,011 posts

157 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Mustered up as much power as possible attempting to kick a small football by the kitchen door leading out to the garden. I was barefoot and struck the doorframe with my little toe, which subsequently broke. I swear, nothing has ever come close to hurting me more and I couldn't walk for weeks.

MattMF1

Original Poster:

238 posts

156 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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I heard the worst possible pain you can consiously feel is that of the bullet ant sting, apparently anyway. I know they compare it to being shot multiple times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VarqiOM4-Fg