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MattMF1

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164 posts

24 months

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Just out a interest, think back could be a long time ago or yesterday, whats the most pain you've experienced and how did it happen?

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MissChief

1,084 posts

37 months

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Not me personally but a story my dad told me about one of his Army friends who dislocated his hip after falling a bit too far from a helicopter and somehow they managed to trap a testicle when they tried to put it back in. Makes me feel ill just thinking about it.

LiamB

4,537 posts

12 months

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Either of these;

1: Falling off of a high table, on to a stair gate ribs first. Resulted in not being able to breath, and plenty of cracked ribs.

2: Jumping off of a MX bike mid air as I was very nose down. Wouldn't have ended well if I jumped off. So I stayed on, and broke an Ankle and a Foot.

Monkeylegend

3,235 posts

100 months

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Mine involved my trouser fly zipper...............

bertieg

207 posts

10 months

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jumping off my bmx mid air a few years back. landed with my leg straight and bent my knee backwards. totally ruptured ACL and torn cartilidge. i have a very high pain threshold, but that left me unable to breathe it hurt so much
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BliarOut

53,459 posts

108 months

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You know those X-rays where you think "nasty break". Ever seen one with 4" of femur completely missing? That stung a bit...

hyperblue

2,118 posts

49 months

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BliarOut said:
You know those X-rays where you think "nasty break". Ever seen one with 4" of femur completely missing? That stung a bit...
How did you do that? eek

BliarOut

53,459 posts

108 months

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hyperblue said:
BliarOut said:
You know those X-rays where you think "nasty break". Ever seen one with 4" of femur completely missing? That stung a bit...
How did you do that? eek
Went knee first into a car on an old 650 triumph. It just kinda exploded...

rhinochopig

16,050 posts

67 months

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Bare foot + lego brick. /thread.

Dusty964

5,370 posts

59 months

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Being on fire.

EvoDelta

5,971 posts

59 months

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rhinochopig said:
Bare foot + lego brick. /thread.
This.

Or an electrical plug.

Notshortnottall

388 posts

53 months

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After shattering my arm in various places and having plates / screws and other bits and bobs inserted, waking up to the realisation that the plaster cast had been put on (from wrist to shoulder) without allowing for any swelling - and boy did it swell.

No one dared touch it in case they affected the stitched wound inside, insisting they had to wait for someone with those funny saws for cutting plaster casts off with. Cue me zig-zagging round on a morphine comedown in excruciating agony. Never, ever felt anything like it before or after.

It actually sent me into a state of delerium causing me to run out of the ward I was on (in just my gown with my arse hanging out) and off into the hospital grounds. I was found some minutes later in the xray department having passed out through the pain.


Ki3r

1,590 posts

28 months

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rhinochopig said:
Bare foot + lego brick. /thread.
Plug hurts more.

For me it was when I had some kind of kidney infection, was pissing blood, no idea why it stang so much, but my god.

theironduke

6,190 posts

57 months

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Dislocated Patela (kneecap) whinced a bit.

Being screwed over by a SWT, but thats a different kind i guess.

EvoDelta

5,971 posts

59 months

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Notshortnottall said:
After shattering my arm in various places and having plates / screws and other bits and bobs inserted, waking up to the realisation that the plaster cast had been put on (from wrist to shoulder) without allowing for any swelling - and boy did it swell.

No one dared touch it in case they affected the stitched wound inside, insisting they had to wait for someone with those funny saws for cutting plaster casts off with. Cue me zig-zagging round on a morphine comedown in excruciating agony. Never, ever felt anything like it before or after.

It actually sent me into a state of delerium causing me to run out of the ward I was on (in just my gown with my arse hanging out) and off into the hospital grounds. I was found some minutes later in the xray department having passed out through the pain.
I can imagine that stung a bit too.

magooagain

611 posts

39 months

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Falling backwards down a flight of stairs and landing backwards onto a corner of a wooden chest. Two snapped ribs and a blackout with pain,morphine was my friend that night.

Stig

9,955 posts

153 months

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Trials practice in Jan this year. Came off a rock step badly, landed on a slope - lower leg tried to go down and outwards.

Cue big 'crack' from knee and excruciating pain. Torn meniscus (got lucky). Only time in my life (thankfully) where I've felt light headed from the pain. Then the challenge was getting out from the bottom of the quarry, loading bike onto car rack and driving home!

Knee almost back to normal after 8 months - save for the constant clicking when I walk frown

hyperblue

2,118 posts

49 months

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EvoDelta said:
rhinochopig said:
Bare foot + lego brick. /thread.
This.

Or an electrical plug.
Jumped off a bed onto a good old British 3 pin plug. The sole of my foot ended up looking like a socket. Very painful.

Also fractured my skull, sounds horrific, but didn't actually hurt.

Jimmy No Hands

1,793 posts

25 months

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Mustered up as much power as possible attempting to kick a small football by the kitchen door leading out to the garden. I was barefoot and struck the doorframe with my little toe, which subsequently broke. I swear, nothing has ever come close to hurting me more and I couldn't walk for weeks.

MattMF1

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164 posts

24 months

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I heard the worst possible pain you can consiously feel is that of the bullet ant sting, apparently anyway. I know they compare it to being shot multiple times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VarqiOM4-Fg
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