The most pain you've experienced in your life?

The most pain you've experienced in your life?

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Teamsreth

372 posts

250 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Kidney stones.

The testicle/hip one is making me ill.

Teamsreth

372 posts

250 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Kidney stones.

The testicle/hip one is making me ill.

theironduke

6,995 posts

189 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Dislocated Patela (kneecap) whinced a bit.

Being screwed over by a SWT, but thats a different kind i guess.

didelydoo

5,528 posts

211 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Urethrograph after busting a kidney in a car crash- felt like my cock and insides were internally bursting. Also smarted a bit going in and out....

cobra kid

4,951 posts

241 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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When my ex, who wasn't sufficiently "moistened", snapped my banjo string on a rather viscious down stroke.

SamT1993

30 posts

142 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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In January had a crash and hit my knee on centre console and my kneecap ended up in 10 plus pieces gas and air is good scensoredt

6th Gear

3,563 posts

195 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Cornea transplant.

The op went like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGFi7QlCHYc

No pain during op as I was out. Healing process was HELL.




Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,247 posts

201 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Sciatica - Pain on a new level!

Vytalis

1,434 posts

165 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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The surgeon forgot the anaesthetic on the second side of my vasectomy. This meant that scissors were thrust into the scrotum and used to snip something internal without anaesthetic. Naturally, I jerked hard which meant the scissors were thrust further into internals somewhere. That stung a bit...

driverrob

4,692 posts

204 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Coming round in the recovery room after an operation on my leg which involved a large incision, a large hole being drilled in my femur and its contents scraped out and replaced with a string of antibiotic beads.
I must have screamed pretty loudly as they were super-quick with the morphine.

didelydoo

5,528 posts

211 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Sciatica - Pain on a new level!
Ohhh yes... almost made me vomit and cry first time I had a stab of it...


Fireblade69

628 posts

204 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Renal colic AKA kidney stones; the male equivalent of giving birth apparently. Lost 1/2 stone and 2 days whilst on morphine and I never want to got through that again. Even the acromioclavicular dislocation from a bike accident hurt less than that!

craigjm

17,964 posts

201 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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I was stabbed in the chest at 20 thought that was the most pain until I was shot in the top of my leg when I was 30 that was much worse!

DoubleSix

11,718 posts

177 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Coughing with broken ribs isn't fun.

Neither is a lung needle biopsy.

It's been a wonderful six months.

Phil Dicky

7,162 posts

264 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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didelydoo said:
Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Sciatica - Pain on a new level!
Ohhh yes... almost made me vomit and cry first time I had a stab of it...
God me too....had to crawl to the toilet a one point.....couldn't get up to pee..seriously considered just pissing myself...pure pure agony

Jasandjules

69,945 posts

230 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Drilling into my gum without painkillers. That kind of hurt when it hit the nerve.

The night after the 22 round was removed from my hand, that was close to scream out in pain time......

Oddly I've shattered a finger (sliced the thing open from knuckle to tip so I could see my own bone) but that didn't hurt that much in comparison, I even drove home.

Pickled

2,051 posts

144 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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My left leg losing a fight with a stihl saw - saw won!

It was such an unusual wound that they had a medical illustrator in while they were doing the op to repair the damage.

Now left with an 18" scar, tell kids I was attacked by a shark...

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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lumber puncture- with the added bonus of that if you move there's the danger of being paralysed as the needle damages the spinal cord smile

Edited by stuartmmcfc on Friday 10th August 23:14

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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I thankfully don't recall being in much pain when I had a lumbar puncture (I was only 10 at the time).

However, I do remember the pain in my leg after being hit off a motorbike by a car who jumped a stop-sign (about 12 years ago, although I was lucky not to have it broken).
The agony of appendicitis wasn't something I enjoyed either.

jonny33

117 posts

179 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Falling off my push bike in the woods when i was 13 and flying into a tree. I split my skull from the top of my nose to the back of my head. It didn't hurt because I passed out instantly.

I came round after a minute and one of my eyes had completely swelled shut and the other eye was covered with blood running from my exposed skull. The emergency services were shocked I was alive let alone could stand up and walk.

I had to wait a year for my skull to heal but it didn't completely and I had a constant stream of spinal fluid running from my brain into my sinus and out of my nose. I had a 8 hour surgical procedure a lot like the film face off were they cut a cross the top of your head (ear to ear) and peel your face down. They filled the hole with 2 titanium plates and glue and stitched me up and didn't do a bad job to say the scar is about 10 inches long.

This wasn't the most painful bit, this happened when the needle placed in the base of my spine to drain fluids from my swelling brain failed and emptied almost all of my spinal fluid from around my brain. The headache that I had cannot be measured against anything I have ever felt, imagine a migraine x1000 and you would not be close. Eventually I passed out and started fitting,I woke up in I.C.U 2 days later. All in all I was very lucky to be alive

Always wear a helmet

Edited by jonny33 on Friday 10th August 23:12