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Teamsreth
347 posts
118 months
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Kidney stones.
The testicle/hip one is making me ill.
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Teamsreth
347 posts
118 months
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Kidney stones.
The testicle/hip one is making me ill.
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theironduke
6,195 posts
57 months
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Dislocated Patela (kneecap) whinced a bit.
Being screwed over by a SWT, but thats a different kind i guess.
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Isaac Hunt
6,773 posts
80 months
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Back pain. I have a curved spine and once all the muscles decided to go into spasm. Took me 20 minutes to crawl to the bathroom and another 20 minutes to relax enough so I could pee. Pain so bad I struggled to breathe.
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didelydoo
2,161 posts
79 months
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Urethrograph after busting a kidney in a car crash- felt like my cock and insides were internally bursting. Also smarted a bit going in and out....
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cobra kid
1,796 posts
109 months
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When my ex, who wasn't sufficiently "moistened", snapped my banjo string on a rather viscious down stroke.
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SamT1993
30 posts
10 months
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In January had a crash and hit my knee on centre console and my kneecap ended up in 10 plus pieces gas and air is good s  t
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6th Gear
1,207 posts
63 months
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Dr Doofenshmirtz
6,911 posts
69 months
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Sciatica - Pain on a new level!
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Vytalis
868 posts
33 months
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The surgeon forgot the anaesthetic on the second side of my vasectomy. This meant that scissors were thrust into the scrotum and used to snip something internal without anaesthetic. Naturally, I jerked hard which meant the scissors were thrust further into internals somewhere. That stung a bit...
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driverrob
2,957 posts
72 months
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Coming round in the recovery room after an operation on my leg which involved a large incision, a large hole being drilled in my femur and its contents scraped out and replaced with a string of antibiotic beads.
I must have screamed pretty loudly as they were super-quick with the morphine.
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didelydoo
2,161 posts
79 months
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said: Sciatica - Pain on a new level! Ohhh yes... almost made me vomit and cry first time I had a stab of it...
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Fireblade69
474 posts
72 months
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Renal colic AKA kidney stones; the male equivalent of giving birth apparently. Lost 1/2 stone and 2 days whilst on morphine and I never want to got through that again. Even the acromioclavicular dislocation from a bike accident hurt less than that!
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craigjm
2,239 posts
69 months
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I was stabbed in the chest at 20 thought that was the most pain until I was shot in the top of my leg when I was 30 that was much worse!
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DoubleSix
2,521 posts
45 months
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Coughing with broken ribs isn't fun.
Neither is a lung needle biopsy.
It's been a wonderful six months.
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Phil Dicky
3,652 posts
132 months
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didelydoo said: Dr Doofenshmirtz said: Sciatica - Pain on a new level! Ohhh yes... almost made me vomit and cry first time I had a stab of it... God me too....had to crawl to the toilet a one point.....couldn't get up to pee..seriously considered just pissing myself...pure pure agony
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Jasandjules
45,387 posts
98 months
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Drilling into my gum without painkillers. That kind of hurt when it hit the nerve.
The night after the 22 round was removed from my hand, that was close to scream out in pain time......
Oddly I've shattered a finger (sliced the thing open from knuckle to tip so I could see my own bone) but that didn't hurt that much in comparison, I even drove home.
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Pickled
495 posts
12 months
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My left leg losing a fight with a stihl saw - saw won!
It was such an unusual wound that they had a medical illustrator in while they were doing the op to repair the damage.
Now left with an 18" scar, tell kids I was attacked by a shark...
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stuartmmcfc
1,111 posts
61 months
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lumber puncture- with the added bonus of that if you move there's the danger of being paralysed as the needle damages the spinal cord 
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Pints
14,687 posts
63 months
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I thankfully don't recall being in much pain when I had a lumbar puncture (I was only 10 at the time).
However, I do remember the pain in my leg after being hit off a motorbike by a car who jumped a stop-sign (about 12 years ago, although I was lucky not to have it broken).
The agony of appendicitis wasn't something I enjoyed either.
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