How does one moderate one's farts, chaps?
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There was a period many years ago when I shared a cabin with a chap on a ship. Some mornings I would wake up to find the curtain to his bunk effectively tucked under his mattress all the way round, in a vain attempt to stop the malignant, malodorous stench from my midnight botty-coughs.
It was awful. When you can smell your own farts still lingering in the room next morning it is a bit much.
I did research on anti-fart medications, but could find nothing. Even the food I ate was nothing out of the ordinary, though I was on a bit of a keep fit period so did a lot of physical exercise.
However, time passed, and 'the bog of eternal stench' must have cured internally as the smelly farts stopped and peace descended once again on the Herald cabin.
It was awful. When you can smell your own farts still lingering in the room next morning it is a bit much.
I did research on anti-fart medications, but could find nothing. Even the food I ate was nothing out of the ordinary, though I was on a bit of a keep fit period so did a lot of physical exercise.
However, time passed, and 'the bog of eternal stench' must have cured internally as the smelly farts stopped and peace descended once again on the Herald cabin.
mybrainhurts said:
tubbystu said:
Thank you. Glad someone is taking this seriously. However, I fear the NHS has not experienced the magnitude of my malady...I recall Queen Victoria used to swear by charcoal tablets for the same problem, but from where I recall it I can't imagine.
Changedmyname said:
I think it's a sign that you are getting OLD......because I do it as well.
And when you get really old you don't even realise you're doing it (at least that's what my dad used to say).Mind you, his didn't stink.
SWMBO on the other hand, when fed brussels sprouts, can stun a polecat at 10 yards. I'm quite jealous.
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