Worst pain in the world?

Worst pain in the world?

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ZaydieArts

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9 posts

142 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Worst pain you've ever experienced?

I guess I'm lucky, with tooth ache and ear ache being my worst.

-Lee.

Edited by ZaydieArts on Tuesday 25th September 14:59

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Sciatic.

/end fred.

P-Jay

10,562 posts

191 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Snapping off my elbow and pushing the resulting bloody, sharp bone through the hole the elbow made on the way out whilst simultaneously shattering the wrist on my other arm stung a bit.

Mrs says it's still nothing on child birth, but she's talking st.

PumpkinSteve

4,101 posts

156 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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P-Jay said:
Snapping off my elbow and pushing the resulting bloody, sharp bone through the hole the elbow made on the way out whilst simultaneously shattering the wrist on my other arm stung a bit.

Mrs says it's still nothing on child birth, but she's talking st.
fking women. Tell her a baby is supposed to come out of a fanny, but a bone is not supposed to come out of an arm!

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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The sting of the Bullet Ant,

From wiki:The pain caused by this insect's sting is purported to be greater than that of any other Hymenopteran, and is ranked as the most painful according to the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, given a "4+" rating, above the tarantula hawk wasp and has been claimed by some victims as being shot, hence the name of the insect. It is described as causing "waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours"

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

158 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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PumpkinSteve said:
fking women. Tell her a baby is supposed to come out of a fanny, but a bone is not supposed to come out of an arm!
A woman will quite happily have another baby.
Bet you don't want to do that again biggrin

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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PumpkinSteve said:
P-Jay said:
Snapping off my elbow and pushing the resulting bloody, sharp bone through the hole the elbow made on the way out whilst simultaneously shattering the wrist on my other arm stung a bit.

Mrs says it's still nothing on child birth, but she's talking st.
fking women. Tell her a baby is supposed to come out of a fanny, but a bone is not supposed to come out of an arm!
Also. They winge about the pain then do it all over again by choice.

I caught my cock in my zip but I've never thought "You know what. I fancy doing that again"
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hedgefinder

3,418 posts

170 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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sinus pain is without doubt the worst pain immaginable. Never felt anything like it.

hedgefinder

3,418 posts

170 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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hedgefinder said:
sinus pain is without doubt the worst pain immaginable. Never felt anything like it.
although trapping your foreskin in your fly and managing to get it right to the top comes close...

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

158 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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A bad pain I had was having root canal pain being 1000m up. Then taking a helicopter to visit the dentist. Ouch indeed!

Kozzy

86 posts

166 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Kidney stones - nothing has come close to the excruciating agony I have endured while suffering from kidney stones (on three separate occasions).

My doctor told me that she has had kidney stones and has given birth three times, the kidney stones were in orders of magnitude a more painful experience for her, and I believe her.

P-Jay

10,562 posts

191 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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PumpkinSteve said:
P-Jay said:
Snapping off my elbow and pushing the resulting bloody, sharp bone through the hole the elbow made on the way out whilst simultaneously shattering the wrist on my other arm stung a bit.

Mrs says it's still nothing on child birth, but she's talking st.
fking women. Tell her a baby is supposed to come out of a fanny, but a bone is not supposed to come out of an arm!
It's like the female go-to top-trump of pain and suffering. Frankly it's all very light hearted she’s a nurse and has a fair idea of what I did. I always remind her most women are lucky enough to be going through it with the aid of small team of medics and quite staggering pain killers (if they want), not laying on the floor of a dusty forest bleeding to death whilst rangers and paramedics are trying to find you. Character forming ha ha.

You'd be amazed how many Women tell me "that's nothing...." even ones who've not had kids themselves.

soda

1,131 posts

161 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Sciatica or getting a chest drain in for a collapsed lung. Both very sore.

Ozone

3,043 posts

187 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Stepping on the pins of a 3 pin mains plug - now that's pain!!!rage

lowdrag

12,877 posts

213 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Sneezing - and you know it's going to be bad before it happens - with two broken ribs.

RobbieKB

7,715 posts

183 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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I had a huge mouth ulcer on my lip and it got caught in my electric toothbrush a couple of weeks ago. Probably not the worst, but I'm in no hurry to do it again.

Pickled

2,051 posts

143 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Ozone said:
Stepping on the pins of a 3 pin mains plug - now that's pain!!!rage
This! Or a Lego brick...

srebbe64

13,021 posts

237 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Dentist pulling my lower wisdom tooth out with some pliers, slipping and punching a plier shaped hole in the roof of my mouth. That quite hurt!

bitchstewie

51,095 posts

210 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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I know a chap who has kidney stones and had to be airlifted off a mountain - painful doesn't come close apparently.

There is a tale, no idea if it's true, of someone who dislocated their hip and whilst having it popped back into place apparently a testicle got caught. That one makes me feel queasy just typing it.