Worst pain in the world?

Worst pain in the world?

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GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Zoobeef said:
A bad pain I had was having root canal pain being 1000m up. Then taking a helicopter to visit the dentist. Ouch indeed!
Shouldn't you have seen the dentist first?

Or did the helicopter pilot do the root canal work?

I wonder if the dentist can fly helicopters?

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

149 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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When my missus was giving birth, she was moaning like a goodun about how much it hurt.

I said if you remember love, I wanted to stick in the tradesmans but you said oh no, that'll be too painful.

Anyway, the swelling's gone down & the doctor is confident I should get the sight back in my right eye in a few weeks.

Ewan S

1,295 posts

227 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Having a thumb nail pulled out with pliers and then a little dremel type tool being used to make a nice new clean nail bed if and when it ever grows back.

Actually didn't hurt at the time but once the morphine wore off...


RVVUNM

1,913 posts

209 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Justin Cyder said:
When my missus was giving birth, she was moaning like a goodun about how much it hurt.

I said if you remember love, I wanted to stick in the tradesmans but you said oh no, that'll be too painful.

Anyway, the swelling's gone down & the doctor is confident I should get the sight back in my right eye in a few weeks.
rofl

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

194 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Really?


2nd page and still no mention of a 'Kick in the jewels'?!


Surprised that wasn't the first and only answer!






I've heard Gout is a real bh as well.

SL

868 posts

224 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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P-Jay said:
Mrs says it's still nothing on child birth, but she's talking st.
Try having a c-section and having the anaesthetic wear off. It's really not fun.

prand

5,916 posts

196 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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GTIR said:
Shouldn't you have seen the dentist first?

Or did the helicopter pilot do the root canal work?

I wonder if the dentist can fly helicopters?
I thought this was one of those riddles - couldn't work out what was the painful bit...

okgo

38,037 posts

198 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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SL said:
Try having a c-section and having the anaesthetic wear off. It's really not fun.
No, I doubt it is. I had a rather large cut to fix a hernia and it hurt when it wore off (its about 5 inches long). But it was nothing on the tooth ache/abscess on my front tooth.

P-Jay

10,565 posts

191 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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SL said:
P-Jay said:
Mrs says it's still nothing on child birth, but she's talking st.
Try having a c-section and having the anaesthetic wear off. It's really not fun.
Bet that would hurt, background? anaesthetic isn't really an on-off switch type thing, I would like to think only minor sensation would return before someone noticed all was not well.

Charlie Michael

2,750 posts

184 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Having a bad ingrowing toenail lanced by your mother with a hot needle and no pain relief - new swearwords were discovered that day.

Jointly painful was having jaw surgery that required me to eat liquid foods for a month (not so much outright pain, just constant mild pain for 8 weeks)

Dislocating my knee, in the process cracking said knee cap and tearing my ACL - that was jolly painful too.

ChrisRS6

736 posts

183 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Gout?

Not sure if ive spelt it correctly....but some of the older guys at work...mens, men..have been reduced to tears due to the pain.

Something to do with acid in the joints i believe?.....some call it a rich mans illness!!!...do to it being caused by rich foods.

lawrence567

7,507 posts

190 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Migraines, give me a broken arm anyday over a migraine, i'm not talking about a normal headache, i'm talking about the one's where you lose your vision etc.
Thankfully i've only had 2!

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

149 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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ChrisRS6 said:
Gout?

Not sure if ive spelt it correctly....but some of the older guys at work...mens, men..have been reduced to tears due to the pain.

Something to do with acid in the joints i believe?.....some call it a rich mans illness!!!...do to it being caused by rich foods.
I've had gout. The pain is unbelievable, literally unable to walk & had to go upstairs to bed one stair at a time on my arse. No fun at all.


V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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A broken heart.

Petrolhead95

7,043 posts

154 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Anyone had Norovirus before? I had it for four and a half weeks and I'd happily break my leg over and over again instead of having that again.

I know it's not pain, but it's worse than pain, it messes with your head. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

dirty boy

14,697 posts

209 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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V8mate said:
A broken heart.
go.

Speed_Demon

2,662 posts

188 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Cluster headache. They are nicknamed 'Suicide headaches', no prizes for guessing why. It ain't nothing like a migraine. It's been a long time since I've had one, thank god. Want to get an idea of how painful it is, check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNouKvGCqIM

Perosnally I couldn't move when I had an attack, any attempt to go anywhere resulted in vomitting. Spent most of the time screaming.

SL

868 posts

224 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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P-Jay said:
Bet that would hurt, background? anaesthetic isn't really an on-off switch type thing, I would like to think only minor sensation would return before someone noticed all was not well.
I was told that I should be able to feel a sensation like "washing up in your tummy". In hindsight, I'm not 100% convinced that I was fully anaesthetised anyway because I had full control of my legs and I could feel things like my waters breaking and apparently that's not normal. (I also had problems with my first c-section and the anaesthetic). The "washing up" just got worse and worse, but I was under the impression I was meant to be feeling what I was feeling and I didn't want to make a fuss. The anaesthetist was obviously a bit worried as he kept asking me if I was OK. Just after my son was born, the surgeon did something and it felt like my spine was being crushed in a vice. At that point, I think I realised the pain wasn't normal so the anaesthetist asked for the operation to be stopped while they gave me some lovely drug which made the world go a bit fuzzy (morphine?!) and then they knocked me out.

I would love for my son to have a sibling but I can't go through with another c-section.



Dan_1981

17,390 posts

199 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Kidney stones.

I have never felt anything like it.

Having a stent shoved down the end of your cock as part of the treatment wasn't much fun either.

Charlie Michael

2,750 posts

184 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Dan_1981 said:
Kidney stones.

I have never felt anything like it.

Having a stent shoved down the end of your cock as part of the treatment wasn't much fun either.
Did they give you general anaesthetic for that?