Blood in your poo?

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Hoofy

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76,402 posts

283 months

Sunday 23rd September 2012
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FFS are people really that childish or ill-educated to not know what "faeces" means? (Referring to the current bowel cancer campaign. http://www.nhs.uk/bowelcancer/Pages/bowel-cancer.a... )

It even sounds wrong in the advert with a well-spoken middle class person saying "poo".

boothy1987

223 posts

141 months

Sunday 23rd September 2012
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poo at pauls?

Marf

22,907 posts

242 months

Sunday 23rd September 2012
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Childish but when he says "looser poo" it just cracks me up.

King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Sunday 23rd September 2012
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Dumbing down the masses.


Any society that focuses on its lowest common denominator is a society that is doomed to be mired in mediocrity.

Hoofy

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76,402 posts

283 months

Sunday 23rd September 2012
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King Herald said:
Dumbing down the masses.


Any society that focuses on its lowest common denominator is a society that is doomed to be mired in mediocrity.
Mmm. Doomed? You mean we're not already there yet? biggrin

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

212 months

Sunday 23rd September 2012
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Yeah, I think some people probably really don't know that faeces is poo, or - I suspect more a consideration - there's a large number who really do just 'turn off' when they hear medical language, won't properly consider it as applying to themselves.

mrmr96

13,736 posts

205 months

Sunday 23rd September 2012
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Hoofy said:
FFS are people really that childish or ill-educated to not know what "faeces" means?
Yes. They also don't understand what "stool" means.

Does it fking matter what words they used to get such an important message across?

TwigtheWonderkid

43,412 posts

151 months

Sunday 23rd September 2012
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King Herald said:
Dumbing down the masses.


Any society that focuses on its lowest common denominator is a society that is doomed to be mired in mediocrity.
It's not dumbing down the masses. Because everyone says poo. No one uses the term faeces in everyday conversation.

Is it dumbing down for a campaign to use the term that the whole country uses. I bet even the Queen tells Philip she is going for a poo!

King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
King Herald said:
Dumbing down the masses.


Any society that focuses on its lowest common denominator is a society that is doomed to be mired in mediocrity.
It's not dumbing down the masses. Because everyone says poo. No one uses the term faeces in everyday conversation.

Is it dumbing down for a campaign to use the term that the whole country uses. I bet even the Queen tells Philip she is going for a poo!
No. When I'm talking to a stranger, or a group of people, about turds I don't call it poo. If I were a professional I wouldn't call it poo. I don't know of anybody who call it poo.

Maybe I've missed the dumbing down already, as Hoofy says?

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

246 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
It's not dumbing down the masses. Because everyone says poo. No one uses the term faeces in everyday conversation.

Is it dumbing down for a campaign to use the term that the whole country uses. I bet even the Queen tells Philip she is going for a poo!
Wrong, everyone does not use the word poo, and many people, myself and family included do use the word faeces, we also use the word st and jobbie, jobbie is generally used when speaking to young child members of the family.

Cancer awareness is good but this ad grates on me.

Disastrous

10,088 posts

218 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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The word 'poo' is fking absurd and I refuse to use it as I'm not 4 years old!

As a handy guide, you shouldn't need a 'polite' word for st, as its not the sort of thing one mentions in polite company. In a medical situation, faeces or stool should absolutely suffice. In impolite company, you should be able to say 'st'.

Grown men saying 'poo' makes me shudder inwardly.

Hoofy

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76,402 posts

283 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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So it isn't just me, then. biggrin

In polite company, I would just say I need to go to the toilet. If they conclude that I just want to eat toothpaste, then that is up to them.

motco

15,968 posts

247 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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It comes from the same mindset as the sign I saw by a roadside:

"MENDING WORN OUT ROAD"

southendpier

5,267 posts

230 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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..means you need to cook it for longer

Hoofy

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76,402 posts

283 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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southendpier said:
..means you need to cook it for longer
biglaugh

Some Gump

12,705 posts

187 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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I love this advert, it's so bizarre. The guy saying poo in a posh voice is amusing, but moreover - you know the bloke who is "loose, always really loose?" he probably has a son. A son of school age. That kids life is now hell for all eternity, thanks to his stty dad. Class.

Disastrous

10,088 posts

218 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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Hoofy said:
So it isn't just me, then. biggrin

In polite company, I would just say I need to go to the toilet. If they conclude that I just want to eat toothpaste, then that is up to them.
Quite. I can't contrive of a scenario whereby I'd be sitting at the dinner table and need to inform my co-diners that "I'm just off for a poo". Insane, frankly.

Hackney

6,853 posts

209 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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But for the purposes of the ad they need to distinguish between "wee" and "poo".

At the dinner table you would say, "May I use the toilet" without saying what for but in the ad thy can't say, "blood when you're in the bathroom?"

It could be gum disease, a urinary problem or a "poo" problem. It could even be a nosebleed.

Admittedly it does grate and amuse in equal measure when the guy says poo in the ad but I can't see a better solution.
People will switch off when they hear an even slightly scientific term. Possibly due to lack of understanding but maybe because marketing have co-opted so many pseudo scientific terms.

Ida bloke saying "poo" in tv means it gets people's attention then I'm all for it.

Disastrous

10,088 posts

218 months

Monday 24th September 2012
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Just have him say 'st' then. Shock value, humour and a bona fide attention-grabber, all in one.

I think 'faeces' or 'stool' would be fine, mind.

Hoofy

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76,402 posts

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Monday 24th September 2012
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Some Gump said:
I love this advert, it's so bizarre. The guy saying poo in a posh voice is amusing, but moreover - you know the bloke who is "loose, always really loose?" he probably has a son. A son of school age. That kids life is now hell for all eternity, thanks to his stty dad. Class.
hehe