What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

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Hoofy

76,345 posts

282 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Yesterday:

1)Wearing beats does not mean your farts are silent, you should also check if someone is behind you.
2)Training in a bomber jacket
3)Training in cargo pants and a jumper.
hehe

He was wearing a coat??

As for combats, what's wrong with that? I do everything in a pair of combats. Apart from that.

Sheets Tabuer

18,956 posts

215 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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Hoofy said:
hehe

He was wearing a coat??

As for combats, what's wrong with that? I do everything in a pair of combats. Apart from that.
A weird bomber jacket, it was the bomber jacket style but straight and came down to his thighs.

These weren't combat trousers, we're talking GAP cargo pants. hehe

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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I saw a chap yesterday come in in jacket, scarf, shell-suit trousers etc, go straight up to a cross-trainer machine, chucked his bag to one side, hop on and start.

Bonkers.

I'm so easily annoyed by others though. I even cringe at people who wear their outdoor trainers in the gym. I've got three pairs of training shoes, worn depending on what I'm doing, and not one of them has seen the filth of the outside world.

Hoofy

76,345 posts

282 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Hoofy said:
hehe

He was wearing a coat??

As for combats, what's wrong with that? I do everything in a pair of combats. Apart from that.
A weird bomber jacket, it was the bomber jacket style but straight and came down to his thighs.

These weren't combat trousers, we're talking GAP cargo pants. hehe
That bomber jacket sounds odd.

"GAP cargo pants" - I don't know what this means! I guess this puts me in a good place?

Hoofy

76,345 posts

282 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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I know this guy who has 3 pairs of indoors only shoes for the gym. Weirdo.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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Hoofy said:
I know this guy who has 3 pairs of indoors only shoes for the gym. Weirdo.
Stop looking at my bum!

Hoofy

76,345 posts

282 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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V8mate said:
Hoofy said:
I know this guy who has 3 pairs of indoors only shoes for the gym. Weirdo.
Stop looking at my bum!
But it's so big.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Yesterday:

1)Wearing beats does not mean your farts are silent, you should also check if someone is behind you.
2)Training in a bomber jacket
3)Training in cargo pants and a jumper.
He's SAS, let him be!

ambuletz

10,732 posts

181 months

Sunday 14th August 2016
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Something that's beginning to annoy me a little at my gym. People who get changed by the lockers. At my gym they're in the main hallway that runs the entire length of the gym, connecting everything. It's worse when it's closing time as everyone (usually kids) Will sit down by the lockers changing their shoes or something else and getting in the way

Ruskie

3,987 posts

200 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Right non of these will be remotely original but here goes.

1) Stinky, smelly horrible people. Why the fk would I want to smell you at 20 paces? If I can smell you from that far why can't you smell yourself? Disgusting.

2) People who pick up weights and stand in front of the rack exercising instead of walking 2 metres to a space.

3) My headphones are on for a reason, I don't want to speak to you.

4) See above. I don't want to spot you.

5) Bare feet. Athletes foot and varucas are just two reasons it's disgusting.

6) Scruffy gym gear, scruffy trainers. Look good, feel good, train good.

DervVW

2,223 posts

139 months

Saturday 20th August 2016
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Ruskie said:
Right non of these will be remotely original but here goes.

Agree with all but....

6) Scruffy gym gear, scruffy trainers. Look good, feel good, train good.
Its not a fashion show... my mrs obsesses about ironing the tshirts etc, I couldn't give a s**t... its just getting sweated on who cares, as long as it works.

13m

26,271 posts

222 months

Saturday 20th August 2016
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Ruskie said:
Look good, feel good, train good.
Poor grammar in the gym; I can't abide it.

Hoofy

76,345 posts

282 months

Saturday 20th August 2016
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Ruskie said:
5) Bare feet. Athletes foot and varucas are just two reasons it's disgusting.
Why would that actually be a problem for you? Or do you mean you want to be the only person in the gym going bare footed and don't want to catch that stuff off others? wink

ambuletz

10,732 posts

181 months

Saturday 20th August 2016
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DervVW said:
Ruskie said:
Right non of these will be remotely original but here goes.

Agree with all but....

6) Scruffy gym gear, scruffy trainers. Look good, feel good, train good.
Its not a fashion show... my mrs obsesses about ironing the tshirts etc, I couldn't give a s**t... its just getting sweated on who cares, as long as it works.
+1, who cares what someone else wears? what they wear doesn't affect me, I'd rather they not stink/be dirty as that can affect me.

one of my pairs of converse have a hole in the bottom but i still wear it at times as they were the comfiest things I have for lifting, I'm trying to wear my newer ones more often in order to wear them in. The tshirts I wear are all basic primark tshirts or old printed tshirts that have lost alot of their colour.

DervVW

2,223 posts

139 months

Saturday 20th August 2016
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ambuletz said:
DervVW said:
Ruskie said:
Right non of these will be remotely original but here goes.

Agree with all but....

6) Scruffy gym gear, scruffy trainers. Look good, feel good, train good.
Its not a fashion show... my mrs obsesses about ironing the tshirts etc, I couldn't give a s**t... its just getting sweated on who cares, as long as it works.
+1, who cares what someone else wears? what they wear doesn't affect me, I'd rather they not stink/be dirty as that can affect me.

one of my pairs of converse have a hole in the bottom but i still wear it at times as they were the comfiest things I have for lifting, I'm trying to wear my newer ones more often in order to wear them in. The tshirts I wear are all basic primark tshirts or old printed tshirts that have lost alot of their colour.
Exactly it.. old tshirts or cheap crappy ones...

Ruskie

3,987 posts

200 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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Hoofy said:
Ruskie said:
5) Bare feet. Athletes foot and varucas are just two reasons it's disgusting.
Why would that actually be a problem for you? Or do you mean you want to be the only person in the gym going bare footed and don't want to catch that stuff off others? wink
I have an irrational fear of feet I think. Why would I want to lie on a mat that has had some ones sweaty toes on it?!

Hoofy

76,345 posts

282 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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Ruskie said:
Hoofy said:
Ruskie said:
5) Bare feet. Athletes foot and varucas are just two reasons it's disgusting.
Why would that actually be a problem for you? Or do you mean you want to be the only person in the gym going bare footed and don't want to catch that stuff off others? wink
I have an irrational fear of feet I think. Why would I want to lie on a mat that has had some ones sweaty toes on it?!
Dunno what you mean. It's not irrational at all. That's why I don't lie on mats in gyms - in case anyone has ever walked on it with shoes on after walking in the changing room and got toe juice all over the underside of their shoes. wink

ambuletz

10,732 posts

181 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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DervVW said:
ambuletz said:
DervVW said:
Ruskie said:
Right non of these will be remotely original but here goes.

Agree with all but....

6) Scruffy gym gear, scruffy trainers. Look good, feel good, train good.
Its not a fashion show... my mrs obsesses about ironing the tshirts etc, I couldn't give a s**t... its just getting sweated on who cares, as long as it works.
+1, who cares what someone else wears? what they wear doesn't affect me, I'd rather they not stink/be dirty as that can affect me.

one of my pairs of converse have a hole in the bottom but i still wear it at times as they were the comfiest things I have for lifting, I'm trying to wear my newer ones more often in order to wear them in. The tshirts I wear are all basic primark tshirts or old printed tshirts that have lost alot of their colour.
Exactly it.. old tshirts or cheap crappy ones...
Well when I was doing my squats there was someone near me on a power rack in jogging bottoms that looked like it had paint on. He had a blue tank top, but I didn't know if he bought it down the market, in primark, in John Lewis, or american apparrel. It didn't bother me.

axel1990chp

590 posts

103 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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The guys who like to let you know they've been at work, roll up in a pair of dirty work trousers and some half laced boots. Not difficult to carry a pair of shorts and trainers with you, carrier bag them up!

The cap wearers. I am of an upbringing where you do not wear a hat the minute you're indoors, be it a shop a train station or a gym, so seeing people wearing caps annoys me a little as much as it bewilders me.

Plate maniacs.... The guys who go the extra mile to re-rack their plates, but they do it without order, sticking a bunch of twenties over a 10 and some 15's over a 2.5, have some order people

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Monday 22nd August 2016
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I sometimes wear a cap, good for keeping sweat out, plus my gym has one side just glass, good for sunny days too.