What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

[MajorProblem]

Scott Alexander, is that you?

[TheJimi]

dirty boy said:

smiffy180 said:

he's put this up now; 'balancing and holding a 700lb dumbbell'

fking hell!

That dudes YT channel is gold, the descriptions are superb

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKu1ptctC8dYr8-UR...

"Crushing Right Hand Power Punch Destroys Camera"

"Devastating One Minute Round Of Power Punches"

"Massive Bench Press & Uppercut Punch Demonstration" <<<I particularly liked this one

Seen his lat pulldown video? Hilarious!

The guy's just taking the mick for a laugh, surely?

[smiffy180]

You want to see taking the piss?
..... well actually I think he's mentally special

go through all his vids

http://youtu.be/UB535sdy_vY

[Halb]

LordGrover said:

Again, taken from another thread:

stephen300o said:

wtf?

[Hoofy]

Halb said:

LordGrover said:

Again, taken from another thread:

stephen300o said:

wtf?

So strong he bends light.

[Eleven]

Halb said:

LordGrover said:

Again, taken from another thread:

stephen300o said:

wtf?

He is built from uncooked sausages.

[Centurion07]

Eleven said:

He is built from uncooked sausages.

[Hoofy]

NeMiSiS said:

A new phenomenon or one I have just noticed...people taking ‘ selfies ‘ whilst sitting on overloaded equipment, or hugely stacked bars, usually using their mobile phone and the mirrors to conceal their stupidity.

Usually young lads with pencil necks and knotted string hanging from their shorts.

Are they not just getting the bar ready for you?

[Hoofy]

NeMiSiS said:

Hoofy said:

Are they not just getting the bar ready for you?

Thank you, cheque is in the post.

Just say to him, if you put another 5kg on each side, I'll be able to do the warm up and you can be my bh.

[LordGrover]

[Centurion07]

You have to cut him some slack for that; he might have a leg injury but still want to do CV work.

[Hoofy]

Or perhaps... they're not his legs?















Maybe he just wants to work the upper body like those hand pedal cycle things.

[goldblum]

Centurion07 said:

You have to cut him some slack for that; he might have a leg injury but still want to do CV work.

No slack for fatboy there.
(I might be due a parrot here but aren't the arms on those things powered and work in time with the footpads anyway?)

[magpie215]

goldblum said:

No slack for fatboy there.
(I might be due a parrot here but aren't the arms on those things powered and work in time with the footpads anyway?)

no on a cross trainer you can focus legs only arms only or a combination of both

[Ken Sington]

I know this is from The Wail, but after seeing this, I don't think too many of us in here have too much to moan about in the gym in comparison!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2639612/...

[ambuletz]

Some bd in the gym today turned the music volume DOWN. So that he could listen to his own stuff. humph!

[goldblum]

magpie215 said:

goldblum said:

No slack for fatboy there.
(I might be due a parrot here but aren't the arms on those things powered and work in time with the footpads anyway?)

no on a cross trainer you can focus legs only arms only or a combination of both

Well as the footpads are moving in cadence with the machine's arms in the clip I don't think that's the case here.

[grumbledoak]

goldblum said:

Well as the footpads are moving in cadence with the machine's arms in the clip I don't think that's the case here.

That'll be because they are physically connected. As you can see in the clip!

ETA- it's still and damn odd thing to do, mind.

[Halb]

Saw a young stick lad, late teens doing awful squats, back like a question mark, a hybrid good morning thing. He then wandered off and left the weights. Some on the floor, some on the bar. Came back took a KB and then left that on the mats. Made me feel good for not helping him with technique. He was also wearing trousers that were very tight on the calf yet very baggy in the crotch, looked like he has st himself.

[goldblum]

grumbledoak said:

goldblum said:

Well as the footpads are moving in cadence with the machine's arms in the clip I don't think that's the case here.

That'll be because they are physically connected. As you can see in the clip!

ETA- it's still and damn odd thing to do, mind.

No, yeah, I should have added you can tell he's not putting enough effort into the forwards and backwards motion of his shoulders/arms to move both footpads and machine arms. They are physically connected but don't have free movement is my point. Well, it wouldn't work on the machines I've been on at least.